Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Ozark Tracker]

Hillary goes straight to Katie Curic and she puts it on the evening news right between Reverand Al Sharpton and the dog that can walk on his front legs.

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster stops outside the NBC studio's and pets the "dog" and gives him a milk bone ............hehehe and passes note the the studio page to give Hillary....note has Trinity's phone number on it. 900 555 1212

[Delmonico]

Delmonico prints up yet more bumper stickers,

Dogs That Walk On Their Front Legs For litl rooster

[Ozark Tracker]

Hillary sees the pictures and decides she wants a date.

which picture of Trinity was she looking at?

[litl rooster]

 The one of him in the dress

[Ozark Tracker]

The one of him in the dress

the Reverand Al Sharpton informs Hillary that he already has her number and is going call her hisself, going to ask her out for Dinner.

[Trinity]

Trinity's phone is ringing constantly and he is afraid to go to it since the last time when a slippery silver tongue came out and licked his ear.  Trinity decides to leave and go to Still site number *.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity secretely wonders if it was Hillary or Rev Al on the phone.

[litl rooster]

You know I set up a 900 number for Trinity and his cousin, $3.99 a minute. He and I to split evenly $1. for Trinity and Cusin and $2.99 for me.  You think he be happy to talk some on the phone.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity starts taking calls, talking in his  best girl cousin voice.   he almost chokes when the first caller makes improper advances on the phone.

[Trinity]

<<Voice regular pitch>> "Ya wanna..." *cough* *cough* <<Voice at higher pitch>>  "Ya wanna do WHAT?  Ah ain' that kahnda girl!"

Trinity slams the phone down.

[Ozark Tracker]

The phone rings again and again, bout that time litl rooster walks in to see how things are going,  Trinity picks up the phone and tells litl rooster it's fer him, something about the campaign.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

All litl rooster kin hear on tha phone iz a lotta heavy breathing! 

[litl rooster]

and hands the phone back

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity thinks he recognizes the breathing from down to the bus depot, so he starts talking again.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The caller asks Trinity to tell him what Trinity is wearin.

[Ozark Tracker]

without thinking bout who he's talking to, Trinity starts telling him about his old tight long johns.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Trinity]

"They's got a hole, but it don' bother me but ever now an' then."

[Ozark Tracker]

the stranger on the phone starts asking kinda personal questions about Trinity's extry holes  in his longjohns