Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Ozark Tracker]

hearing all this news about things going to the wrong address,  Trinity sits down and writes out a letter to Santa, to make sure he's knows the right address to bring his stuff to.

[Trinity]

X

[Delmonico]

Santa has trouble readin' it and so buys some calico and has the elfs make Trinity A dress

[Ozark Tracker]

with poodles 

[Trinity]

Santa delivers it early causing Trinity to run off in embarrassment.  "That dern Santer, he don' know nuffin!"

[Sod Buster]

Now Trinity, you know there is no Sanity Clause.

[Delmonico]

Naw skirts have poodles, Santa made him a full blown Laura Ingalls/Little House on the Prairie, prairie dress out of pink flowerdy calico.

[Trinity]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity walks back and forth a fretting over the new dress, when he spies a  boost-te-a  that one of the Hooters girls had left behind, he takes a close look at it. holds it up to the mirror in front of him.

[Trinity]

Soon, Trinity is all dressed up, complete with lip stick when litl rooster walks in.

[Ozark Tracker]

litl rooster, seeing the lady, thinks this is Trinity's date,  he greets her and  asks what her plans are for the evening, thinking her and Trintiy is going out to the diner.

[litl rooster]

after a short conversation I find out it's his date and his Cousin

[Ozark Tracker]

well it was easier to talk to relatives

[Trinity]

Embarassed at being seen in the dress, Trinity decides to let litl rooster continue believing that he is Trinity's cousin.  To litl rooter, he says "Me an' ol' Trinity done had a hoot down to tha fambly ree-youuunion las' summer...  Wail, Ah best be goin'.  It don' look lahk ol' Trinity is nowhar 'bouts."

Trinity runs out the door and around the corner where he finds his union suit hanging on the line after it's yearly wash.  He quickly changes out of the dress and the make up.

[Ozark Tracker]

about the time Trintiy gets changed, litl rooster comes out the back door and sees Trinity a standing there in his union suit.

Trinity, yer cousin is around here somewhere a looking fer ya,  what's her name?

[litl rooster]

.>author's note litl rooter knows it's really Trinity, he didn't bother changin his sock and recognize it.<

[Trinity]

Startled, Trinity nervously answers "Huh, Who?  Uhhh... Ah don' got no girl cousins in these parts.  Mus' be a theeef.  Bes' go git her afore she takes tha good chiner!!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity runs around the corner and puts the womens clothes back on and comes hobbling around the corner, he tells litl rooster that when he see's Trintiy just tell him she went on down to the diner.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

An insidious Private Eye takes pictures of Trinity in the dress standing with litl rooster, then a picture of Trinity in his Uunion suit with litl rooster, noting that Trinity fergot to remove the lipstick.  The Private Eye sells the pictures to Hillary to use against litl rooster in the campaign. 

[Delmonico]

Hillary sees the pictures and decides she wants a date.