Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity peers out the window, while holding his beer mug.  He sees the Eller-funk, litl roostervilles Fire Marshal.  He has come to report that when all of the Village People with their torches crammed into the YMCA they managed to set the building on fire.  To make things worse litl rooster, who is on the campaign trail, has the only key to the only fire truck in town.  The Eller-funk looks to Trinity for a solution to this situation.

[Ozark Tracker]

With the only key gone, Trinty leaps astride the eller-funk, ties a lasso to his tusk and the other end to the bumper of the fire truck and pulls the truck to the YMCA.

on arrival they find they need the truck  motor running to be able to pump water, so Trinity strolls back down to get to his beer.

YMCA burns to the ground.

[Delmonico]

The City Hall and the Chinese Buffet also catch fire along with the fire house.  The Eller-funk swears to find out the cause of so many fires.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity smells the Chinese Buffet burning, so he goes down to see if anything can be saved or salvaged.

[Trinity]

With tears in his eyes at the loss of the all-you-can-eat-buffet, Trinity bravely enters the smoulding building and goes to where the kitchen was.  He finds one of the walk-in coolers which surprisingly appears to be relatively undamaged.  Trinity opens it only to find that the contents were no longer raw.  He tastes a leg to find that the cat been baked to the perfect temperature.  Not wanting to waste anything, Trinity sits down and begins to eat.

[Ozark Tracker]

finishing up the last of the  cooked cat,  Trintiy feels the need to lick his hands and clean up.

[Trinity]

When Trinity's hands are clean, he stands and rubs against the cooler.

[Delmonico]

Trinity then starts to dig a hole.

[Ozark Tracker]

after filling his hole back, he lays over in a sunny corner and goes to sleep.

[litl rooster]

    I see things are going good here...................

[Ozark Tracker]

uh!  there was a little accident or 2 jsut recently.

[Trinity]

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  *Yawn* *stretch*

What happened?

[Ozark Tracker]

being as Trinlty ain't quite as graceful as a cat, he kicks a bucket on the way out  (a bucket, not THE bucket) finding it filled with cooked buffalo wings he fergerts what he was doing before.

[Trinity]

Trinity sees the buffalo wings and starts devouring them, purring all the time.

[Ozark Tracker]

every once in a while Trinity wipes a greasy paw, I mean hand,  across his face and hair, by the time he gerts done, his cow-lick is in place and his face is clean and shinny.

[Trinity]

Trinity wanders over to the pot bellied stove and curls up into a ball and falls asleep.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity sleeps comfortably until he rolls a little too close to the potbelly stove,  slowly  Trinty's briches start's smoking but he sleeps on.

[Trinity]

Suddenly, Slim yells from the back of the house at Delmonico, accusing him of not flushing the Wedgewood WC.

[Ozark Tracker]

about that same time Trinity awakens feeling as if he is out on the desert on a really hot summer day.

[Delmonico]

Suddenly, Slim yells from the back of the house at Delmonico, accusing him of not flushing the Wedgewood WC.

"All he does is nag, he wants it flushed in this thread and don't want it flushed in the Newbrassky thread."    Delmonico looks north and
says, Santa send my coal from this thread to the Newbrassky thread.