Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Camille Eonich]

litl' roosterville is on it's way of being a perfect community.......... in real life........................what dear?................yes, dear I'll get right on it.....excuse me I have chores to do

*clears throat and raises eyebrows*

Excuse me?

[Arcey]

Everbody gonna shutup cuz a woman said sumthin'?

Wimps.................

I'm goin' cat huntin'.............

[Delmonico]

Cool, I did this weekend, didn't find on though, my brother and nephew have been lookin' for it also.

Did I ever tell ya Arcey I have a specific cat load fer my shotgun, 1 oz (50) Copper Plated BB out of my 28 gauge skeek gun, perfect to spotlight them a whoop on them to 40 yards, #9 Skeet loads don't work as well.

Me and my late lab used ta go cat huntin, I'd grab a squirt bottle of water and tell him to find the cat, she never could hide from him.   Wife put a stop to it when the cat went over her in the water bed, she also made me patch it.   She wouldn't let my put Iodine on her owies.

[Arcey]

Ain't much of a good sport.................

Did figger ya ta be more the .22 Hornet type when it comes ta skinnin' the cat.  Not that there's ennything wrong wit a shotgun.

[Delmonico]

I like both, the shotgun in case they move, but as to a rifle the 22 Hornet is the perfect cat gun. 'specally at night, good to at least 200 yards and not much more noise than a 22LR.  The 243 of mine can be heared clear to Tecumseh on a dead calm night, bout 10 miles as the crow flies.

[Arcey]

Better idee than a 45-70...............

Thit thing makes such a mess.....................

[Major E A Sterner]

Howdy Delmonico,
I heard that you were looking for a quick way to skin a cat...Have you tried stickin it's head in a bootjack an yankin real hard on it's tail?

[Delmonico]

It's an idea, but ya have to do some cuttin' first or it will tear the hide.

Hey hang around here and will give ya yer own thread, join our little community, are ya good fer anything?

[Ozark Tracker]

we do need somebody to catch and skin them allygators down there in the southeast.  so's we kin all have them allygator boots.  might be a market for em.

[Camille Eonich]

I'm thinkin' that y'all are just plain full of it.   Ain't none of ya ever been able to catch a cat.  Much less skin one. 

[Major E A Sterner]

I kin make custom grips Del...here's a set That Y'all might like


Maybe them cat pelts will be werth more than ya think...

[Forty Rod]

That's just the most ridiculous thing I ever saw.  Can you make me two pair in cougar?

[Delmonico]

I've got quite a few, but the ones I've got are so flea bitten ya wouldn't want to skin them.

If I could get enough good ones though they might make a really neat seat cover fer my pick-up.   What flavor of cat skin would look good in a beat-up white Fuurd Pick-up?

[DArchangel]

RE seat covers : Come on quilt guy THINK!

[Forty Rod]

Did you ever consider poodle, Del?

[Forty Rod]

HEY!! HOW 'BOUT MATCHIN' HOLSTERS???

Man, how B Western can you get?

CHAPS, TOO...AND A VEST!!!

[litl rooster]

 >the Mayor returns... from a horse acquisstion...........shakin' his head<    Camille mam, The village is still looking for Deputy and Baliff, the pay is what you make of it. Leave yer resume at my office. litl' roosterville is EOE

Major, there is some recent space available after evicting some trouble maker, If yer interested in openin' a Kustom shop.........Trinity could show you it over at lltl' roosterville Hooter's


>Goes outside and set sprinkler up on "bluegrass sod" this is going to look nice he thinks<       

[litl rooster]

>makes note<   Shoot the person who took my "ceegars"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim enters Roosterville. "Did someone order cheese and butter?" 

[litl rooster]

Slim enters Roosterville. "Did someone order cheese and butter?" 

Speaking into the Tin can intercom,>>>>Trinity  do you know anything about a truck load of cheese and butter?