Welcome to litl roosterville-Now under better management.

[Ozark Tracker]

ya gonna havta throw a winter festival of some kind,  that'll draw the people in here they'll eat at yer place, ya can campaign everybody that comes through. ya can have sleigh rides ,  use the cow pond fer skating,  break out a little hay fer hay rides.

[litl rooster]

  Yeah, but I left Trinity in charge when I went on the cam-pain trail.

[Ozark Tracker]

ya reckon he can plan a festival all by hisself

[litl rooster]

 

[Ozark Tracker]

well we have to look at this logically,  can he walk and chew gum at the same time.   





maybe we'd better send an instruction sheet

[Trinity]

"Ah kin tail ya wif utmost sin-sair-ity.  Do not.  That is DO NOT have no bobbin' fer apples contest in tha winter.  'Specially after ya done left tha tub outsahd over naht.  Ever' one of theeeum poor keeuds done broked they noses!"

[litl rooster]

Looks like the festivities have already started

[Ozark Tracker]

yeah, look at all the flashing lights he's got, 

oh that's just the ambulances

[litl rooster]

Trinity, is getting good at drawing crowds...........He was the logical choice to oversee the village

[Ozark Tracker]

just hope thay don't have a village uprising.

[Silver Creek Slim]

The villagers come with flaming torches. 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity tells the village people to light the candles around the decorations,  they light up the decorations then turn and chase Trinity.

[Delmonico]

<If litl rooster was still in charge the tax on torches would be so high no one could afford to have one.>

More and more villagers light torches at follow the crownd after Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

just before the village people catch him the policeman breaks into a song, the remainder of the group follows and soon they are are singing, heading for YMCA  and  forget about Trinity.

Trinity sneaks back into the office and tries desperately to reach litl rooster to ask him to mail another page of instructions.

[Trinity]

"And someone to read it to me.  That last one were a mite close!"

[Delmonico]

Just then there is a knock at the door and flickerin' light comes through the window.

[litl rooster]

a voice from the outside calls to Trinity..............pssst Trinity, yer in charge now have free draft beer nite...........It usually settles the restless natives...

[Ozark Tracker]

hearing the words  "free beer" Trinity starts trembling an gets him his mug.

[Delmonico]

Trinity's Mug.

[litl rooster]

  Like a train wreck I had to look