A Public Service Announcement

[El Peludo]

Water and Wine Education

WATER ... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of
water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
kilo of Escherichia Coli bacteria found in feces.  In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop

WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Poop, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk Poop, than to drink water and be full
of shit.

There ain't no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it
as a public service.

[Delmonico]

Slim, The Hairy Man said POOP.

[Bristow Kid]

 

[El Peludo]

 

Just waiting for the reaction, Del, just waiting. 

[Stoney Pete]

Just waiting for the reaction, Del, just waiting. 

Avoid the rush...run for cover NOW!!!!!!!

[litl rooster]

I think this was a paid PSA from the Nevada Wine Makers Association.

[El Peludo]

 

--- the Nevada Wine Makers Association.

I don't know as they make any wine in Nevada - State of, that is.  Now, in California, there is a large viniculture industry in Nevada County, in the foothills of the Sierras, and they make some mighty good stuff, too.  I used to drive past several vineyards on my way into town, when we lived there.   

[litl rooster]

I don't know as they make any wine in Nevada - State of, that is.  Now, in California, there is a large viniculture industry in Nevada County, in the foothills of the Sierras, and they make some mighty good stuff, too.  I used to drive past several vineyards on my way into town, when we lived there.   

Ya can't throw a rock around here without hitin' a vinyard..............Nekkid [Naked]Mountain wine was one of Miss Annie Lee's favorites just up the road from here.

[Trinity]

Ya can't throw a rock around here without hitin' a vinyard..............Nekkid [Naked]Mountain wine was one of Miss Annie Lee's favorites just up the road from here.

Ah'll bet she liked it 'cause it had the word nekkid in it! 

[Delmonico]

Heck, we even gots whine-er-ees poppin' up round here, don't know if they're good er not, I ain't a wino no more.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Got a decent one just south of me. Breitenbach's, quite a few award winning ones. Their Dandelion wine is excellent, very sweet...................Buck

[Delmonico]

Gives me an idea, I'll start my own winery and make Bindweed Wine.

[Trinity]

Ever since California wines began beating the old labels of France, wine has become a sort of fad in the US.  It seems that EVERYwhere there now is a winery.  And just how many awards are there to give, because they all seem to be "Award Winning"

This is kind of like the microbrewery fad of a few years ago.  Sure, there has always existed a microbrewery somewhere, but once it became a fad they seemed to have popped up just about everywhere.  Shoot, my town has one.  I'll bet yours does too.  ...I'll bet it has it's very own german brewmaster too... I'll bet it tastes the same as mine.

[litl rooster]

  I don't drink it either...just like to tell people to "Drink Naked"

[Trinity]

Drinkin' nekkid is fun, but Ah ain' never had the Naked Mountain Wine. 

[Delmonico]

Is a "Naked Mountian" one that has been clear cut and ain't tall enough to have a snow cap?  Out here on the Great Plains we don't know nuthin' much about mountians, 'cept folks from back east travel I-80 to find them.

[Trinity]

I don't rightly know of any mountains to speak of in northern Virginney!  I think they's just wishin'. 

[litl rooster]

I don't rightly know of any mountains to speak of in northern Virginney!  I think they's just wishin'. 

Sounds like somethin "Montana" would say, but it's all revelant...Here you go from 80' above sea level to 3500 to 4000' out in the Rockies you go from 3500' to 7500' or like Denver at 5000' to Pikes Peak...?10000? Top of that there's things in these Mountains that ain't got names yet.   8% grade for 5 miles is still 8% no matter where in the country


Del, no Naked Mtn. hasn't been clear cut     completely    now back to the wine.....





This water taste like poop

[Trinity]

Sounds like somethin "Montana" would say, but it's all revelant...Here you go from 80' above sea level to 3500 to 4000' out in the Rockies you go from 3500' to 7500' or like Denver at 5000' to Pikes Peak...?10000? Top of that there's things in these Mountains that ain't got names yet.   8% grade for 5 miles is still 8% no matter where in the country


Del, no Naked Mtn. hasn't been clear cut     completely    now back to the wine.....




This water taste like poop

Jeremiah was a bullfrog...

[litl rooster]

 and like to drink that Nevady wine