2 guns

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Slim, why do they need a Margarine License, you aint proposin they do nothin kinky now are you? 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Ya need a Margarine license to be able to legally import it into Wiscoooooooooooooonsin. 

Slim

[Cyrille]

Why? ya Yankees do kinky stuff wi it thar?

[Delmonico]

I guess yer gonna have to 'splain to the new guy that margerine ain't fit to eat or do anythin' else with.

Me I'm glad I live in "The West" not in Yannkee  or Reb land.   The land of real beef.

[litl rooster]

I need to see a marriage license first. 

Slim

I would say something here but refrain  Slim's not the only Moderator around here

Why? ya Yankees do kinky stuff wi it thar?

please define...........uh on second thoughts fer git it, BTW I am not from England

[Cyrille]

Margerine, hummmmm; mabbe Lil Rooster kin use it ta slick up his boots, ah herd o 'Gun Butter' 'n 'saddle soap'
why not  leather margerine it's gotta bee good fer sumthin ' sides th gov't says it's newww-trishus an we all know thet th gov't don't lie

[Tensleep]

I guess yer gonna have to 'splain to the new guy that margerine ain't fit to eat or do anythin' else with.

Me I'm glad I live in "The West" not in Yannkee  or Reb land.   The land of real beef.

Where's tah beef??? 

[Delmonico]

It's all over, in pastures, feedlots and stores everywhere.  We kinda keep the good stuff here at home when we can.   Ask Slim in the mornin' if he liked the steak from Skeeter Barnes, it had butter meltin' on it.   My favorite place to get a steak here in Lincoln.

http://www.skeeterbarnes.com/index.html

[Trinity]

Ya gotta love a website with a character like this one! 

[Delmonico]

That is the boss.   Ex-Feetball player with a degree from UN in beef.

[Trinity]

I'm going back to school.  I want a degree in Beef!

[Delmonico]

Accually the call it "Meat Science" and they teach it at UN here at the Ag Campus.

[litl rooster]

 So Del, why are they called the Kornhuskers?

[Delmonico]

They gots to feed the steers sumthin'.   Sides that the old name from a hundert years ago "The Bugeaters" was kinda, well funny.  But now they gots a big N on the stadium fer 'Nowledge.  Feets ball ain't got 'nuthin' ta do with book learnin'.  Ands it don't generate state pride in me causes they import about half their players.

[litl rooster]

So you mean they feed the Korn to the Feetball players and not the "Bugeaters"    I am so confused.

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't know about them feetball players,   but I have seen a few of them corn fed gals hanging around the wal-mart

[Delmonico]

I don't eat nuthin' that looks the same when it leaves as when it was eaten'

[Ozark Tracker]

Del, you gonna havta go down there to Conagra and pick up some of them Hebrew Hot dogs, we contract our turkeys with them

[Trinity]

I got some ground turkey in the fridge from Shadybrook Farms.  I always thought that Shadybrook sounds like a mental hospital.  The meat is not bloody enough to be ground mental patients, so I feel it's safe to assume that it's not.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity, you probally got some of them mental turkeys. theys crazy. but they eat pretty good.

we sent out a flock of turkeys last night, 424,355 pounds of grade A turkey,  eat to your hearts content.