My wife's going on vacation...

[Trinity]

I used to shoot at Trinity when we was kids. (Pa made me promise not to hit him or I'd have to do his chores as well as mine.) 

He swears he heard every shot twice: when it went by him and when he went by it.

He can still be mighty quick when he wants to, he just don't want to very often...unless food's involved.  Then you don't want to get in his way unless you enjoy havin' footprints up one side an' down the other

I wasn't tryin' to escape the shot... I was tryin' my best to get hit!  How else could I get to stay in bed and avoid all the chores ... without gettin' in trouble.

[Delmonico]

'Bout 15 years ago my brother shot me twice in one day, with different guns, I didn't get to lolly round in bed, I still cooked supper.

[litl rooster]

'Bout 15 years ago my brother shot me twice in one day, with different guns, I didn't get to lolly round in bed, I still cooked supper.

Mebbe ya should have got up out of bed, and made breakfast and lunch.......

[Forty Rod]

If I had a brother like that I'd smother him with a pillow and have him stuffed.

[litl rooster]

If I had a brother like that I'd smother him with a pillow and have him stuffed.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

'Bout 15 years ago my brother shot me twice in one day, with different guns, I didn't get to lolly round in bed, I still cooked supper.

Probly figgered he'd shoot a third time if ya didn't! 

[Delmonico]

Naw, he felt stupid, the first one was #12 birdshot out of a 22 pistole.  He was eliminatin' a wasp nest on a junk car we were gettin' parts off of for mine.  One of them bounced and hit me in the face.  Second one was a shotgun with #8's, he shot at a starling on our backstop and got it, but one pellet hit a hubcap and bounced of, yep the other cheek.  I had good shootin' glasses on so no harm done.

[litl rooster]

Naw, he felt stupid, the first one was #12 birdshot out of a 22 pistole.  He was eliminatin' a wasp nest on a junk car we were gettin' parts off of for mine.  One of them bounced and hit me in the face.  Second one was a shotgun with #8's, he shot at a starling on our backstop and got it, but one pellet hit a hubcap and bounced of, yep the other cheek.  I had good shootin' glasses on so no harm done.

His judgement was impaired from the lack of nutrition  had to resort to isects and nasty little starling's

[Delmonico]

Ya, but I got him good a couple of weeks later, the but of his rifle slipped shootin' prone and he got a Roy Weatherby above his eye, I didn't know it and he took off his muffs to stop the bleedin' and got the muzzle blast off my 243, stuffed full of H450 and a 70 gr bullet.  It's a bit sharp.