My wife's going on vacation...

[Sod Buster]

Barkeep:
I'm feeling like something Cuban.......make mine a Mojito, please. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

That's it he'z infiltratin Cuba by way of Swizzerlan posing as a cabana boy.  Y'all done figgered it out, now we just gotta make sure thet the hemi-roids don't blow hiz cover.  Mebbe he kin pertend ta be in Cuba fer a radical medical proceedure so's he can dance again.

[Tensleep]

  Mebbe he kin pertend ta be in Cuba fer a radical medical proceedure so's he can dance again.

Ya mean he COULD dance at one time?

[Delmonico]

Ok, I felt sorry for Fortyrod being constipated with those hemi-roids, I called my doctor and 'splanied it.  To cure both he recomends a TNT suppository.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I'z think Dr. Kellogg can cure 40's problem. 

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Barkeep! I'll have a black cow."


Slim

[Delmonico]

Forty would want the kind with fruit and that would clog the nozzle.

[Silver Creek Slim]

It must be Slim's tab

With 49 youngins I can't afford a tab especially when they sold my beeves and didn't give me any of the money.     

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Forty would want the kind with fruit and that would clog the nozzle.

Strawberry or raspberry? 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Not a good choice slim, either one could irratate the lining, 'speccally if he's also got polyps or diverticulas, the seeds login' could cause a severe infection.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

With 49 youngins I can't afford a tab especially when they sold my beeves and didn't give me any of the money.     

Slim

Ya need ta go back over ta Newbrasskeeey n ask Slim, iffen ya hadda ya woulda found out O.T. done split tha take n opened Bank accounts fer everbody n he paid off the mortgage on tha Ranch to thet feller with tha razor thin moustache an tha top hat.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I was too busy wrastlin' Duke fer some grub to ask what ya did with the money. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Ya both need to go back to page one and re-read, 'tain't no morgage, Delmonico filed on 160 acres and Slim fencned a large amout of giverment land illeagaly.    But since it's the middle 1880's he's safe from persacution till Ol' Four Eyes becomes President after McKinnley is shot in 1901.  

The improvements have been paid for with the money Delmonico made on the salted Wyoming diamond mine he sold to them folks back east. (based on a real event.)

Now that he sold his Drive-Inn France-ise he can still make up for slim's lousy management.

Guess we need to update the Newbrassky Cliff's Notes.

That's what Fortyrod is doin', he's logged out and readin' the complete Newbrassky while in the nude in Switzerland waitin' to invade Cuba with his hemi-roid army.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Now that he sold his Drive-Inn France-ise he can still make up for slim's lousy management.

I don't have lice! 

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

So Del yer sayin that the Snideley Whiplash feller slicked ol O.T., I reckon we'll need ta git a Posse ta hunt him down!

[Delmonico]

Most likely, we'll do it when Fortyrod gets back, although the saddle may be hard on his piles.

[Trinity]

I'll have a Mojito as well.  The floor show is about to start.  I hear that 40Lola is some kind of dancer!!!

[Delmonico]

Yeah but what kind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delmonico]

Seven more days till Fortyrod comes home.