My wife's going on vacation...

Started by Forty Rod, May 04, 2006, 06:40:22 PM

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Delmonico

#60
May 09, 2006, 04:34:39 PM
Then make mine a quintuple EEESSSPPPPPRRREESSOOOOOO. ;D
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Russ T Chambers

#61
May 09, 2006, 04:35:54 PM
It must be Slim's tab
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litl rooster

#62
May 09, 2006, 04:36:31 PM
 Ut oooooh now I got a barkeep and a Bookie afta me...............
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Trinity

#63
May 09, 2006, 05:58:48 PM
Trinity hides his jug since he's not quite sure if Forty is going to pay for it after all!
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Delmonico

#64
May 09, 2006, 06:26:02 PM
Well if he don't pay, we'll get the doctor to put his hemi-roids back in. ;D  Plus sombody else's. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#65
May 09, 2006, 06:29:08 PM
Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! :P :P :P :P :P
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Tensleep

#66
May 09, 2006, 06:29:42 PM
 :o :o :o :o

Thet herts jist to think about it.
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Delmonico

#67
May 09, 2006, 06:52:55 PM
It's gonna be worse when the Swiss Secret Service catch him and find out he's a CIA agent, they'll make him eat so much cheese he'll be stopped up fer a week and when it lets go with them hemi-roids you'll hear him screamin' clear to Bulgaria. :o :o :o
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#68
May 09, 2006, 06:54:23 PM
Eight more days till Fortyrod gets back.   ;)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Tensleep

#69
May 09, 2006, 06:59:29 PM
Geez........

That means only eight mo' nights to party on his tab  :'(

What's gonna happen then  ::)
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Just a poor dumb cowboy, tryin' to do my best.
"If I could roll back tha years, back when I was young and limber..."

Delmonico

#70
May 09, 2006, 07:02:04 PM
He'll see what we did to his thread and laugh, you know that's the only reason he posted it. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#71
May 09, 2006, 07:05:32 PM
 ya suppose the dawgs is ready to disown him?...................barkeep 40 will assume reliability for the 'tab" so set em up again...............
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Delmonico

#72
May 09, 2006, 07:08:01 PM
One wonders if he has a Thundervuture on his checks. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Tensleep

#73
May 09, 2006, 07:09:22 PM
Tensleep raises his head again. "Make mine a Bushmills, naw, make that a double Bushmills an' bring two while yer at it."
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Just a poor dumb cowboy, tryin' to do my best.
"If I could roll back tha years, back when I was young and limber..."

Delmonico

#74
May 09, 2006, 07:12:02 PM
Bring me another Extra Large EEEESSSprreSSSSoooo, I got's some more writin' to do this evenin'.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#75
May 09, 2006, 07:29:14 PM
Ok I figgr'd it out....He's werkin' at a tropical resort.........With his sweet disposition and personality, he's a "Cabana boy" MAKIN' A KILLIN' IN TIPS      AND AT NITE he's Dancin'...leading the Conga lines and doin' the Limbo




Daeeee OOOOooooooo       dae oooooooooooooooo



I'll have sumthin with Rum please
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Delmonico

#76
May 09, 2006, 07:43:46 PM
That must be painful doin' the Limbo while constipated with those hemi-roids as big as grapefruit. :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#77
May 09, 2006, 07:51:44 PM
Yep you right Del, but you know 40 is a trooper.........mebbe he'll change his Alias to Fortyrasta................... ;D ;D ;D and "Thundervulture" to a Parrot


could I have a chunk a Pineapple in this Rum?
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Delmonico

#78
May 09, 2006, 07:52:33 PM
Pineapple :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#79
May 09, 2006, 08:17:28 PM
40 Lola?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson
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