My wife's going on vacation...

Started by Forty Rod, May 04, 2006, 06:40:22 PM

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Delmonico

I hope Fortyrod don't get a bad sunburn at the nudist camp. :o ::) :P
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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litl rooster

Egads   I must call my ther- i -pist.................................Do you suppose 40 will bring us all back knitted T Shirts?
Mathew 5.9

Tensleep

I'm still waitin' for my drink o' Bushmills!!!  ::)

I thought ol' 40rod was settin' us all up  ???
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Scarlet Angel

Forty can't afford ta buy ya drinks his money is all sewn up in yarn.
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litl rooster

Quote from: Scarlet Angel on May 06, 2006, 08:27:27 AM
Forty can't afford ta buy ya drinks his money is all sewn up in yarn.


Even if he had some centabo's$    :o I  don't want to know where he's carrying it......................
Mathew 5.9

Lucky Irish Tom

Quote from: litl rooster on May 06, 2006, 07:29:31 PM

Even if he had some centabo's$    :o I  don't want to know where he's carrying it......................

Ya got that right lR, fact tha mere thought iz givin me bad haluciminations!
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Trinity

 :o :o :o :o :o :o

<<Personal note: be careful, Trinity how you word this!>>  The cat's not going to be playing with any of those yarns!!!!  Furthermore, I'm not quite sure I'm not going to barf because of the direction this is taking!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Slim, I ruined my GPA by taking that darned class in college.  I took it every semester and failed each time.  It ain't as easy as people say!  :( :(
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Delmonico

Delmonico re-enters the tread, grabs the wheel and steers it in a different direction. ;D  "Maybe Fortyrod is preagnant and went somewhere to have the baby." ::)  That would explain why his wife is crocheting baby clothes. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Tensleep

Quote from: Delmonico on May 07, 2006, 12:15:22 AM
Delmonico re-enters the tread, grabs the wheel and steers it in a different direction. ;D  "Maybe Fortyrod is preagnant and went somewhere to have the baby." ::)  That would explain why his wife is crocheting baby clothes. ;D

That's even uglier than where he's carryin' 'is money!  :o
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Just a poor dumb cowboy, tryin' to do my best.
"If I could roll back tha years, back when I was young and limber..."

Trinity

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Now I REALLY need a drink!!!!!!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Four-Eyed Buck

I think I'm going to be ill.......... :-\ :P :P :P ;) 8)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

With eveyone gettin' sick, Delmonico enters the thread and grabs the wheeel and changes die-rect-ion again. ::)

"Maybe we're wrong about Fortyrod, he might be sick and needs to go to the hospital and don't want us to worry.  Maybe he's gots piles as big as grapefruit that needs to be removed.  He could be in intensive care right now, flat on his belly." ;D ::) :o :P
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

    This is gettin' uglier by the minute............I was kinda liken the ring of Uncle Del and Uncle Tenzzzz and Auntie Scarlett.
  Of course if 40 would where his clothes he would get in these situations
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

Trinity let's leaves a puddle of puke in the corner that resembles spinach quiche. 
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Four-Eyed Buck

Sounds like it's time for the roto-recta-rout-alator....... ::) :o :o :o ;D 8)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Corn knife and a hot runnin' iron.   ;D ;D :P

By the way, I found my runnin' iron/lid lifter. :o ::) :D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on May 07, 2006, 01:08:50 PM
Sounds like it's time for the roto-recta-rout-alator....... ::) :o :o :o ;D 8)


I don't see this ending good :o ::) ;D
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Ya know they'll have to shave his................................... before they can do surgery. :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

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