Author Topic: My wife's going on vacation... (Read 56510 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #40 on:** May 07, 2006, 04:34:36 PM »

Ya know though, that could be wrong also, perhaps Fortyrod got the goods on some big Mob boss and is gonna testify against him. He could be in the Federal Witness Protection Program. This could have been all he was allowed to do, just give us a quick goodbye and hope that in two weeks we would have forgotten about him.

Tensleep · « **Reply #41 on:** May 07, 2006, 04:41:35 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 07, 2006, 04:34:36 PM

Ya know though, that could be wrong also, perhaps Fortyrod got the goods on some big Mob boss and is gonna testify against him. He could be in the Federal Witness Protection Program. This could have been all he was allowed to do, just give us a quick goodbye and hope that in two weeks we would have forgotten about him.

OR...........

Mebbe......... Somebody FINALLY got tha goods on HIM!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #42 on:** May 07, 2006, 04:48:55 PM »

Naw, then he would have skipped out and not said anything. The Feds have probally relocated him to a flat in Queens New York.

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Tensleep · « **Reply #43 on:** May 07, 2006, 04:53:07 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 07, 2006, 04:48:55 PM

Naw, then he would have skipped out and not said anything. The Feds have probally relocated him to a flat in Queens New York.

Naw, he would like Queens too much, they prolly put him out in tha middle o' nowhere, like Ioway er Newbrassky.... yanno, out where NOBODY goes.

Trinity · « **Reply #44 on:** May 07, 2006, 06:53:26 PM »

Maybe he's a hit man for a powerful mob boss and is going on vacation for two weeks in Newbrasskey to get rid of a particular cantankerous cosey.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #45 on:** May 07, 2006, 08:38:17 PM »

Maybe he's the Mob Boss, that would explain why he's going to a meeting in Queens. I bet he's getting ready to take over the family.

Trinity · « **Reply #46 on:** May 07, 2006, 09:53:01 PM »

That never works out well. I watched The Godfather all last weekend on AMC!

Delmonico · « **Reply #47 on:** May 07, 2006, 10:19:27 PM »

If he gets shot full of holes, that will hurt worse than his hemi-roids. I could just see that, Fortyrod waddlin' down the street in pain from his piles, two dorks in a rusty Plymouth Duster pulls up, "Hey mister, ya got hemi-roids in there."

litl rooster · « **Reply #48 on:** May 08, 2006, 04:19:32 AM »

"whatz da madder you?" Mob bosses don't drive Plymouths.............besides his "buzzard" emblem would look funny on s "duster"

Trinity · « **Reply #49 on:** May 08, 2006, 05:14:26 PM »

No, the buzzard emblem is his trade-mark. He drapes one over the face of all people he kills.

litl rooster · « **Reply #50 on:** May 08, 2006, 07:04:51 PM »

Egads that buzzard pickin at a man's soul........................40 is ruthless, on the lamb, nekkid, pregnant, crocheting(knitten) having surgory and dog sitting what an exciting vacation.....................I hope he gets photo's and doesn't spend all his money, cuz he's going to have a heck of a bar tab when he gets back

Tensleep · « **Reply #51 on:** May 08, 2006, 07:07:16 PM »

I'll have 'nother double Bushmills please,
What 'bout you Roo, Sod Buster? Trinity, ya want another keg o' beer?

Delmonico · « **Reply #52 on:** May 08, 2006, 07:22:32 PM »

Make mine a quad-doop-al Esssppprreessooo.

Trinity · « **Reply #53 on:** May 08, 2006, 08:00:13 PM »

Ah'll take a keg of beer. No use drinkin' tha free stuff... since this is free too. Thanks Forty!!!

Sod Buster · « **Reply #54 on:** May 08, 2006, 08:36:52 PM »

Quote from: Tensleep on May 08, 2006, 07:07:16 PM

I'll have 'nother double Bushmills please,
What 'bout you Roo, Sod Buster? Trinity, ya want another keg o' beer?

Yeah, sign me up.

Trinity is gonna hog all of the brew so we better each have one. I wouldn't want him slobberin' in it. I don't do sloppy seconds!

Delmonico · « **Reply #55 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:09:39 AM »

Quote from: litl rooster on May 08, 2006, 07:04:51 PM

Egads that buzzard pickin at a man's soul........................40 is ruthless, on the lamb, nekkid, pregnant, crocheting(knitten) having surgory and dog sitting what an exciting vacation.....................I hope he gets photo's and doesn't spend all his money, cuz he's going to have a heck of a bar tab when he gets back

Got to thinkin' this might just be a ploy from Fortyrod to cover up the fact that he's on a mission for the CIA, he maybe para-sootin' into someplace right now like Switzerland.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #56 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:55:39 AM »

I'll have a sassparilla. Or maybe a tall glass of milch.

Slim

litl rooster · « **Reply #57 on:** May 09, 2006, 04:20:23 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 09, 2006, 09:09:39 AM

Got to thinkin' this might just be a ploy from Fortyrod to cover up the fact that he's on a mission for the CIA, he maybe para-sootin' into someplace right now like Switzerland.

If'n he's in Switzerland, he's just depositing his Mob money...............Hope he brings some chocolate bars back....

Someone pour "Slim" a double "browncow"

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #58 on:** May 09, 2006, 04:25:00 PM »

Hey Sleep pour me summa thet Bushmills. Mebbe Forty iz sneakin inta Swizzerlan ta git parts fer a Time Machine!

Tensleep · « **Reply #59 on:** May 09, 2006, 04:28:50 PM »

"Sure Tom."

Beertender walks over to the table where a sodden bunch of cowboys sit.
"You fellers are runnin' up quite a tab, who's gonna stand for it?"

"Forty Rod sed he was gonna treat us while he was away." Tensleep raised his head enough to get the words out.
"Didn't he leave ya with ah deposit?"

Tha Beertender growled, "Last thing that scalewag left me was ah dollar coin for ah ninty cent drink an' ah cheap nickle ceegar.
Lousy nickle tip. What ah piker!" The scowl on his face darkened. "NOW WHO'S PAYIN'?"

Tensleep looks around the table. "Uhhhhhh, Rooster?"

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