I used to shoot at Trinity when we was kids. (Pa made me promise not to hit him or I'd have to do his chores as well as mine.)
He swears he heard every shot twice: when it went by him and when he went by it.
He can still be mighty quick when he wants to, he just don't want to very often...unless food's involved. Then you don't want to get in his way unless you enjoy havin' footprints up one side an' down the other