My wife's going on vacation...

Started by Forty Rod, May 04, 2006, 06:40:22 PM

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Silver Creek Slim

#180
May 16, 2006, 09:32:22 AM
Del, gimme a triple expresssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooo. I was working on cleanin and reassemlbing the Thunderbolt 'til 3:30 this morn. When someone, thanks Joss House  ;D, gives me disassembly instructions, I gotta take it apart and see if I can reassembly it without parts left o'er.  :( ::)  ;D

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Silver Creek Slim

#181
May 16, 2006, 09:34:26 AM
Quote from: litl rooster on May 16, 2006, 04:07:14 AM

Yes it will stunt your growth even with the growth hormones that have been added. Then there is MSG in it. It is not even healthy for dogs to Eat.  You might use it for Carp bait.
I doubt they'd even eat it.  ::)

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Delmonico

#182
May 16, 2006, 09:38:20 AM
As to the Tofurky, I don't think it would pass EPA standards for being allowed in lakes and streams.  And I'm serious on this one, get the ingr. off the lable and call them and ask. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#183
May 16, 2006, 06:00:08 PM
If'n it don't bleed, it ain't worth eatin'!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

#184
May 17, 2006, 04:36:43 AM
Quote from: Trinity on May 16, 2006, 06:00:08 PM
If'n it don't bleed, it ain't worth eatin'!


Fer once I agree.........With that statement



Slim, if you have any extra parts I could use them, I come up short on reassembly.... ;D
  psst< SLim, are you already 'slickin' up a speed gun?>
Mathew 5.9

Forty Rod

#185
May 17, 2006, 10:46:13 AM
I finally got around to reading this whole thread.

You folks are seriously deranged and I wash my hands of the whole lot.  (I ain't like Trinity.  I do wash my hands and take baths.)
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#186
May 17, 2006, 12:03:20 PM
That ain't what Trinity tolt us, he said you still had yaller paint on ya when ya got home. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Forty Rod

#187
May 17, 2006, 02:37:04 PM
Got that pattin' him on the back.   :o :o :o :o ::)
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Silver Creek Slim

#188
May 17, 2006, 02:44:37 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on May 17, 2006, 04:36:43 AM
Slim, if you have any extra parts I could use them, I come up short on reassembly.... ;D
  psst< SLim, are you already 'slickin' up a speed gun?>
Fer me no gun is a speed gun.  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Slim(whats slow as 'lasses in January)
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

litl rooster

#189
May 17, 2006, 04:33:03 PM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 17, 2006, 02:44:37 PM
Fer me no gun is a speed gun.  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Slim(whats slow as 'lasses in January)


Gamer
Mathew 5.9

litl rooster

#190
May 17, 2006, 04:35:52 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on May 17, 2006, 10:46:13 AM
I finally got around to reading this whole thread.

You folks are seriously deranged and I wash my hands of the whole lot.  (I ain't like Trinity.  I do wash my hands and take baths.)




Is this a bad thing?
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

#191
May 17, 2006, 07:02:50 PM
No and Forty is also or he wouldn't hang around with us. :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#192
May 17, 2006, 07:47:09 PM
I just want everybody to know that I DO bathe!  >:(

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I just haven't for the past year and a half because I can't find where I stowed the tub. :-[ :-[ :-[
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Dai.S.Loe

#193
May 17, 2006, 08:10:38 PM
Quote from: Trinity on May 17, 2006, 07:47:09 PM
I just want everybody to know that I DO bathe!  >:(

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I just haven't for the past year and a half because I can't find where I stowed the tub. :-[ :-[ :-[

Is this whether you have to or not, or is it just a matter of routine.

Standing in the rain doesnt count unless one firstly disrobes and secondly applies liberal ammounts of a soap or similar substance to ones person.

If you ask nicely I am sure that one of the kind members here could forward on to you the recipe for manufacturing said substance.

Dai
The "Darkside" means never having to see the targets you miss.

Trinity

#194
May 17, 2006, 08:36:39 PM
Quote from: Dai.S.Loe on May 17, 2006, 08:10:38 PM
Is this whether you have to or not, or is it just a matter of routine.

Standing in the rain doesnt count unless one firstly disrobes and secondly applies liberal ammounts of a soap or similar substance to ones person.

If you ask nicely I am sure that one of the kind members here could forward on to you the recipe for manufacturing said substance.

Dai

I got arrested oncet fer standin' nekkid in tha rain with hog lard smeared all over me. :-[  Ya'd thank a body could easily eee-scape, but wif them tazers the hog lard din't he'p much atall!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#195
May 17, 2006, 08:57:48 PM
I find that rather shocking. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#196
May 17, 2006, 09:36:47 PM
So did I!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Silver Creek Slim

#197
May 18, 2006, 09:34:44 AM
Quote from: litl rooster on May 17, 2006, 04:33:03 PM

Gamer
I admit it, I'm a gamer.........on shotgun Texas stars.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Forty Rod

#198
May 18, 2006, 09:38:52 AM
Electrifing experience.

When Trinity was a kid Ma used to tie a rope around his ankles an' thow him in the river once a week.  She'd leave him there for an hour or so an' then reel him in.

Never knew if she was trying to get him cleaned up or if she was fishin'.  Musta been the cleanin' 'cause she never got a nibble from a fish.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Russ T Chambers

#199
May 18, 2006, 10:04:19 AM
Quote from: Forty Rod on May 18, 2006, 09:38:52 AM
Electrifing experience.

When Trinity was a kid Ma used to tie a rope around his ankles an' thow him in the river once a week.  She'd leave him there for an hour or so an' then reel him in.

Never knew if she was trying to get him cleaned up or if she was fishin'.  Musta been the cleanin' 'cause she never got a nibble from a fish.
Can't resist!!! ::) ::)

Your Mom probably couldn't away with that now!  The EPA has laws against thowing toxins in the rivers. ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Russ T. Chambers
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