My wife's going on vacation...

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Forty, why don't cha tell us about yer vacation? That TB thing is why I like to drive my truck on trips, adjustable lumbar support keeps me comfortable. I do try to liberate my wallet from time to time though. Don't even leave it in the pocket when I'm home anymore.......Buck

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I keep my wallet under lock and key when I'm at home, if its free grazing the wife might poach on it!

[litl rooster]

Not to mention all the money he made selling them flowers! 

Not to mention werkin' as a "Cabana boy"

I keep my wallet under lock and key when I'm at home, if its free grazing the wife might poach on it!

At least you have a wallet  

My wallet is where I hide my pennies, mine thinks I am always broke, especially since I joined SASS

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You aren't???

[Tensleep]

He never took his wallet out of his pocket...................................... He must have money leftover. Barkeep another round on our friend FortyRod

Lemme have TWO double Bushmills while our pal 40Rod is buyin'.... 

[Delmonico]

I done tolt ya, we only serve ESSPPRESSOO at this bar now.   Ya want a single, double or triple.

[Tensleep]

I done tolt ya, we only serve ESSPPRESSOO at this bar now.   Ya want a single, double or triple.

OK, gimme ah single...... wif ah double Bushmills init times two..... 

[Delmonico]

I used the last of it to degrease the engine in my pickup.      Took the pretty blue paint right off the block.

[Trinity]

Welcome back 40!  How's ma?

[Tensleep]

I used the last of it to degrease the engine in my pickup.      Took the pretty blue paint right off the block.

Whattawaste. 

[litl rooster]

You aren't???

I am afta buyin' that Rifle and bettin' on the Kentucky Dreby.............   oh wait I just found a quarter under the key board. Lucky day

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I found a quarter in the washer today. Paid to do the laundry.......Buck

[Forty Rod]

Don't know who's gonna pay for all that you're drinkin' 'cause I'm so broke I can't afford free advice.

[Delmonico]

Ten Sleep can, 'sides that he owes me a quart of blue paint so I can repaint my pickup motor after tha paint thinner he drinks took all the paint off of it.

If he was a real man he could drink triple ESSSPPPRREESSOOOs and not have to put paint thinner in them.

(Whisper on, I hear he likes tofu also. )

[Forty Rod]

That reminds me: there's something in my grocery called Tofurky.  Do I dare read the label to see what's in it or will it stunt my growth?

[litl rooster]

That reminds me: there's something in my grocery called Tofurky.  Do I dare read the label to see what's in it or will it stunt my growth?

Yes it will stunt your growth even with the growth hormones that have been added. Then there is MSG in it. It is not even healthy for dogs to Eat.  You might use it for Carp bait.

[Tensleep]

TOFU!!!!!!!!!

YUCK! GAG! SPIT!!! 

I got thuteen cents 'tween me an' payday, whenever that is.....

Gimme thet Expressssssooooooo, I need ta drown mah troubles.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

There is one thing that the Health Food nuts can't explain to me about things like Tofurkey, if it's so great why do they spend so much time trying to make it taste like what they say is unhealthy for you to eat? 

[Sod Buster]

there's something in my grocery called Tofurky.

Ewwww...gross.
Tofu processed to look and taste like roast turkey.
Why??

[Delmonico]

Paaaasssshhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttt, here ya go Ten Sleep, much better fer ya, I made ya a triple so ya won't be nappin'.

I've talked to nueter-trish-in-lusts, they can't 'splain why this butter eatin', lard eatin' cosie has better blood tests than they do.  Even the vegitarians ones.  Even the vegitarian ones think they don't have the time to eat proper and eat some sort of fast food, that ain't fit to eat.  Me, if I don't have the time to get something good, I skip a meal or maybe two, it ain't killed me yet.

'Course I've had practice skippin' meals, when ya go a week with out eatin' just IV's, one or two meals ain't no big thing.