My wife's going on vacation...

[Four-Eyed Buck]

We oughta be able to do ten more pages by then........

[Delmonico]

It's 11 now.

Ya know he might be the first nudist to cross the Ant-Artic, the yarn might be to trail behind so he don't get lost.   Bet it will cool off his hemi-roids.

[litl rooster]

He might be nekkid but the "dreadlocks" cover him up.............................................the sounds of the kettle drums start

[Tensleep]

Forty Rod nekkid, in dreadlocks... 

I best have 'nother double Bushmills, my mind is playin' tricks.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Heck Sleep have a whole bottle, I'm almost through one an I still kent get thet image outta mah haid! 

Mebbe Forty iz related to tha Sasquatch! 

[Delmonico]

Don't ask the Sasquatch, they don't claim that branch of the family.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Sod Buster]

But since it's the middle 1880's he's safe from persacution till Ol' Four Eyes becomes President after McKinnley is shot in 1901.  

Are you implyin' that he is actually Teddy?   

[Four-Eyed Buck]

If nominated, I won't run.....If elected, I won't serve( What a thankless job, ya gotta be a maso-chist).....Oh, you're talkin' about Teddy( Roosevelt, NOT Kennedy( heaven forbid)).....Four Eyes(D) Buck

[Delmonico]

TR didn't like being called Teddy and he beat up some cowboy in a Dakota bar fer callin' him Four-Eyes and wantin' coffee 'stead of whiskey.

6 more days till Fortyrod comes home.

[Tensleep]

Is we got enny Bushmills over at tha bar?

[Delmonico]

Naw, I throwed it all out, this is now an ESSSPPRRESSSOOO BAR

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Mebbe he's implyin that tha ghost of Teddy beat up tha nekkid Forty!  

[Delmonico]

Might be, but I'll bet TR stayed away from neccked dancers.

[Tensleep]

OK, gimme an ESSSPPRRESSSOOO.....




....... with two shots o' Bushmills init! 

[Ozark Tracker]

as least neccked dancers with hemeroids and dredlocks

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Esssspressssooo! Next thing ya know he's gonna be puttin' up potted ferns!( not to be confused with potted meat)........

[Delmonico]

Potted meat is good, Potted Meat Product is to that as Velveeta is to cheese and margerine is to butter.  

I wonder if Fortyrod is going to cover himself with butter or if he's going to cover himself with margerine afore he dances neccked
with Hillary Clinton.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del yer really startin ta conjure up some sikinnin images now!

[Delmonico]

I just got the word, it was on my computor Home Page.   Fortyrod has gave up dancin'  he's now sellin' flowers at the airport, neccked, don't worry though, he's painted his body Saffron Yaller.