My wife's going on vacation...

Started by Forty Rod, May 04, 2006, 06:40:22 PM

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Forty Rod

May 04, 2006, 06:40:22 PM
...for two weeks and says I can come along if I'll take care of the dog.

Bye.
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Delmonico

#1
May 04, 2006, 06:46:39 PM
Ya might be better off stayin' home with the dog.  Depends on where she's goin'. ;D
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Trinity

#2
May 04, 2006, 07:37:56 PM
She's goin' to a crochet camp.  Forty has to lug all the baskets of yarn.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Delmonico

#3
May 04, 2006, 07:44:23 PM
Cool, he'll have fun and we can carry on in his thread till he gets back. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#4
May 04, 2006, 07:47:42 PM
And he'll wish he never knew us.  ;D ;D ;D
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Tensleep

#5
May 04, 2006, 07:49:52 PM
Did somebody say Forty was buyin' for tha house again?  :o

Make mine a DOUBLE!!  :P
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Delmonico

#6
May 04, 2006, 07:50:55 PM
He's most likely gone now, can't ya see Mrs. Fortyrod leadin' him round carryin' her yarn in on hand and a doggy pooper scooper in the other.  Wonder if she'll have his nose pierced and have a ring put in it so she can lead him 'round. ;D

<Author's Note, If yer not gone yet, Slim made me say that.> ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#7
May 04, 2006, 08:00:25 PM
Yep, ol' Forty ain' gonna be the same when he gits back.  Poor poor feller.  ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Forty Rod

#8
May 04, 2006, 10:07:10 PM
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET THE SLITHERIN' CRAPS AN' TURN BRIGHT BLUE!


I ALREADY WISH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU!
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Marshal harpoluke

#9
May 05, 2006, 01:31:36 AM
Have a good vacation.

Sheep is gunna mow Yer lawn--too nuting. ;D :o ;D

We'll be spending our time On Da Lawn. ;D

heh, Heh, HEH! ;D

;D
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#10
May 05, 2006, 09:29:57 AM
I bet it's Underwater Basketweaving Camp.  :D Have a great time 40.  ;D

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Delmonico

#11
May 05, 2006, 09:35:42 AM
Maybe a Nudist Crochet camp. ::) :o

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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Lucky Irish Tom

#12
May 05, 2006, 09:43:41 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 05, 2006, 09:35:42 AM
Maybe a Nudist Crochet camp. ::) :o



There's people readin this thread that could be emotionallly scarred for life by that mental image Del! :o
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#13
May 05, 2006, 09:47:24 AM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on May 05, 2006, 09:43:41 AM
There's people readin this thread that could be emotionallly scarred for life by that mental image Del! :o
I was just in the middle of coffee break.  I don't feel like eating anymore. ::) :P


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Delmonico

#14
May 05, 2006, 09:52:46 AM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on May 05, 2006, 09:43:41 AM
There's people readin this thread that could be emotionallly scarred for life by that mental image Del! :o


I think that happened long before the ever heared of Delmonico or Fortyrod. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Russ T Chambers

#15
May 05, 2006, 10:54:28 AM
If it is a crochet camp, then this is a skein not a thread!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Delmonico

#16
May 05, 2006, 11:25:36 AM
It could be just a yarn. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

#17
May 05, 2006, 12:05:07 PM
Maybe, but at least we're having a ball with it........ 8) ::) ;D
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

#18
May 05, 2006, 12:55:30 PM
Next thing ya know, Trinity's cat will be playin' with the yarn. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

#19
May 05, 2006, 01:16:45 PM
 ;D :D ;D

Time to saddle up Da Sheep N come down N Batize the lot of Ya. :o

Got Plenty of Sheep Dip. ;D
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