Were's Calamity Jane??

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim peeks his head in, with "Mighty Ten" in hand, to see if chairs are beind tossed about. He backs out as quiely as he came in. 

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Hey Slim don't leave come over and sit with Judge Lead and me,we still got some of the good stuff from the top shelf left .

We can sit here and watch the fun,old Texas is gettin himself deeper and deeper into trouble

DD

[Judge Lead]

It would be a pleasure to have you join us. You can have my share as Dakota has forgotten that I don't touch the stuff.

It's good fun to watch as he gets deeper and deeper in the mess

Regards

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim steps back in. "Don't mind if I do." He trips o'er a sleepin' dog and blows two ragged holes in the floor with the "Mighty Ten". "I guess I'll have ta join ya later, since it's my job ta keep this place in shape." Slim sulks out as he goes ta find new floor boards. 

[Texas Tall]

The crash and roar of Slim's "Mighty Ten" blowin holes in the floor stopped all the laughter in
the saloon and caused Calamity ta jump down behind the bar fer cover
"Hey Texas" Calamity yelled, "look at this tha $50 had fallen down in the glasses" she said wavin tha $50 around 

" Bring a couple more bottles up Calam and we'll git back on with tha drinkin " says T.T." and ya better have one with us Slim before ya go lookin fer that floorin lumber "

T.T. goes and sits down with Dakota and Judge Lead 

[Judge Lead]

Oh no......

Here comes trouble DD.

Is that another of those Canuck Blondies he's carryin

Oh !!!.  Hang on a minute. It's Calamity 

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

See Judge I told you he gets himself into that trouble,then he'll won't us to help him get out it.

There is room at the table for Slim & Calamity,get another bottle off the top shelf put it on my tab.

Texas I have told you before you start it you finish it 

DD

[Texas Tall]

The're aint no mess Dakota that's all tidied up now so let's just git on with havin fun

"Here's to ya " T.T. says as he raises his glass

[Judge Lead]

DD, you are gonna have ta hold the fort while I am away for the next coupla weeks.

I know you will be heading over the pond next Monday, so it looks like we will be leaving TT on his own for at least a week. How much trouble can a guy get himself into in such a short period of time - hang on, we are talking about TT aren't we  

Oh well, that's another fine mess you got yourself into Ollie.

Just going to have to try and straighten things out when we get back.

Slim, could I impose on you to look after this character while we are away. I can understand if you say no.

[Texas Tall]

I give ya my word Judge, I won't get into any bother during your absence, and besides I don't cause the drama it just seems ta follow me around. 

See ya and have a great time and please pass on my regards to all in S.A. and at Broken Hill.

Catch up soon...................Texas Tall.

[Judge Lead]

TT, I will see what I can do.

You just stay away from that trouble that seems to keep following you. OK ?.

Take care and I will see you upon my return.

Regards


PS It's Mildura and that is in Victoria. Winter Roundup is in SA and that has already happened. 

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Won't be long and you will be by yourself and in charge of the GSC.you will have to try and control yourself, and when I come back if you have caused any trouble I will have to take your sash back and you will be out of a job

[Texas Tall]

I promise to be real good pards, I realy mean it!!!!!!

Judge I meant when you run into the SA bunch at Mildura and at Broken Hill, but have heaps of fun and you behave as well.

We have all heared stories about you but we don't tell the world about them

All the best mate to you and Mollie.

Regards.....................Texas Tall.

[Tensleep]

GEEZ! You folks is noisy, we can't even have a nice card game in tha quiet ennymore.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

It's been a bit noisy around here since you were away.That Texas has got out of hand he is hard to control,gets liquored up and with women around well thats it .

You want to come and join the table with us we still have some of the good stuff off the top shelf left so come and join us.

DD

[Tensleep]

Do ya drink tha Irish an' Scot's whisky?

Beer is fine but likker is quicker.

[Camille Eonich]

It's been a bit noisy around here since you were away.That Texas has got out of hand he is hard to control,gets liquored up and with women around well thats it .


DD

Tell me why I find that so easy to believe.   

[Texas Tall]

Tell me why I find that so easy to believe.  

OHHhhh Camille please don't believe all the things these pards tell ya 'bout me, I'm just a quiet and rather shy sorta bloke that keeps to himself and all they do is pick on me.

See ya.........................Texas Tall.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

I'm just a quiet and rather shy sorta bloke that keeps to himself and all they do is pick on me.

Camille if you belive this you will believe anything

DD

[Judge Lead]

So, where has CJ got to now. Have not heard from her for a while.

Regards