Were's Calamity Jane??

[Goatlips]

Where does I put my twenny dollar gold piece?

G-g-g-goatlips

[Texas Tall]

Where does I put my twenny dollar gold piece?

G-g-g-goatlips

Ya can tell the pards thats been ridin tha range fer some time and have just got ta town and are all CASHED UP
Goatlips looks wobbly at the knees, and he aint had a drink yet.  , hang on to 'im pards.

See ya .........................Texas Tall.

I've gota go find Dakota Dan, he'll just love this.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Don't worry Texas I'm here. got a bag of gold in a bar and woman what more does a man need.

The next ones are on me. Fill'em all up.I'm here for a good time maybe not along time

DD

[Silver Creek Slim]

Thanks, Dakota Dan. Barkeep, I'll have a Black Cow! 

Slim

[Calamity Jane]

*** CJ offers Goatlips a place to put the $20 gold piece ***

[Sod Buster]

Yer a cheapskate Sod Buster only a dollar fer a show like this, I'm puttin ten bucks on the bar
and I wan'a see some of you boys match it !!!

It was just seed money....honest!

Sod Buster pockets the $1 and pulls out a $20 gold certificate.  He waves it in CJ's direction to get her attention. 

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

And the bar goes wild!!!! Sod Buster with a $20 gold certificate,Dakota with a bag of gold everbodys after some action.Drinks, tables, chairs, men woman,guns going off, And the old DD just sits back with a bottle from the top shelf a glass and a gun and watchs the all fun .Looks like being a long night  

[Goatlips]

***Goatlips,  trying desperately to impress and in an effort to emulate Doc Holliday at the table with Ed Bailey, attempts to roll the $20 Gold Piece across his knuckles.  His inept and sweaty paw drops the coin on the bar, where it rolls toward the gyrating Calam.  Without hesitation she expertly twirls down and snatches up the spinning Gold Piece with her ***********************************************
and Goatlips falls in a faint. 

[Texas Tall]

Hey Calamity this is more like the times we remember when you was around this joint regular.

*** CJ offers Goatlips a place to put the $20 gold piece ***

Goatlips can't believe this is happenin ta him,   Don't get all embarassed Goatlips just enjoy the moment

This sweet young thing has turned this joint upside down, Soddy and Dakota are grinnin from ear ta ear, spillin drinks and havin fun.

T.T. slaps $50.00 0n the bar and tells the barkeep ta keep 'em commin and make sure Calamity gits anything she wants...

Hey Dakota I told ya old T.T. would find ya some action

See ya .T.T.

[Judge Lead]

TT, you might be a silver tongued devil, but no wonder DD is the way he is. Hangin' around you has certainly brought out 'The Good, Bad and Ugly'.

Regards

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Hey Texas who did you hit over the head,you have never had that much money all in one day.The bar is set to explode now that Goatlips has barged though them front doors shown off his skills with a $20 gold piece,Texas flingin $50 around and Sod Buster with what left of that $20 gold certificate. All the girls think their christmas's have come at once.and old DD still sitting back with only half a bottle of that top shelf drink left and a big smile on his face  

[Calamity Jane]

*** Seeing the $50 on the bar, Calamity puts her foot down on it. When she moves her foot again, the $50 is GONE ***

Hey, somebody find a fiddler!

[Texas Tall]

*** Seeing the $50 on the bar, Calamity puts her foot down on it. When she moves her foot again, the $50 is GONE ***

Hey, somebody find a fiddler!

Hey Dakota did ya see who nicked that $50 frum under this sweet young thing's foot 'cause I'm tellin ya that if'n that $50 don't turn up real quick things are goin ta git nasty 'round here
T.T. pulls the cork frum a fresh bottle and stares around the saloon lookin like a stired up Rattler
and things seem ta go quiet

Try and git this sorted Judge.. ...See ya .............T.T.

[Judge Lead]

You done got yourself into this mess. You can get yourself outta it 

Maybe Calamity got a soft foot and it is stuck to the sole

Regards

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Hey Judge,come over and sit down with me,share some of this top shelf bottle and we both will watch the The Silver Fox Texas squirm his way out of this.

I still cann't work out were he would have gotten that $50 from,he never had any thing like that before.

Watch the midget at the bar

DD

[Texas Tall]

Maybe Calamity got a soft foot and it is stuck to the sole

Regards

Sure hope you aint meanin that Calamity is tryin ta nick that $50 fer herself Judge,  
I know that she aint that type of LADY

And Dakota, I got the $50 fer doin a few little ODD JOBS fer a certain person in this town sorta easy money if'n ya get tha drift

T.T. is keepin his eye on the small outatowner at the bar knowin full well his two pards will back him if trouble starts. his mind flashin back to a mess he got Dakota out of in Millmerran last year that Mrs Dakota would not like to hear about

See ya ..................T.T.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

T.T. is keepin his eye on the small outatowner at the bar knowin full well his two pards will back him if trouble starts. his mind flashin back to a mess he got Dakota out of in Millmerran last year that Mrs Dakota would not like to hear about

You'd be right about ODD JOBS,and about what mess you got me out of

As I have said Judge and I are seatin back with what left of the bottle off the top shelf watchin the fun
Still watchin the midget he has moved away from the bar and towards the poker game

[Judge Lead]

Who the heck is Odd Jobs and where did he come from

Ain't heard of him before. Now Hyram Botfly is whole other matter 

[Texas Tall]

Hey Judge, I said I was doin ODD JOBs fer someone, not some called Odd Jobs!!!!!

Thanks DD, I knew I could could count on me OLD mate.

See ya ........................T.T.

[Dakota Dan from OZ]

Thats ok Texas I said I would sit back and watch the fun while drinkin the good stuff and I'm with me old mate Judge Lead .

Still watchin the midget,he given them girls a rev up .
DD