Were's Calamity Jane??

[Texas Tall]

We haven't seen much of Calamity 'round these parts for some time so it looks like that new SQUEEZE she has must have realy swept her off her feet.

Well Calamity if ya do pop in and have a look around please say Hi as we miss ya smooth and gentle ladylike ways..

Hope ya havin fun ......................Texas Tall.

[Tensleep]

TT, she's taken up "Figger skatin", tha new Squeeze didn't werk out, she dropped by tha chat room ah week or so ago.

Still she oughta visit us once in ah while.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Y'all stopped buyin er drinks en she stopped showin up, pop tha cork on a bottle en see how fast she appears. 

[blue drifter]

Y'all stopped buyin er drinks en she stopped showin up, pop tha cork on a bottle en see how fast she appears. 

she told me she was on the wagon, not drinken. but asked if I could send her the money insted of the drink

[Texas Tall]

Hey Blue Drifter, that sounds like our girl,

If anyone spots her tell her old Texas Tall was askin after her..

See ya ............T.T.

[Arcey]

Kindah like a quiet child, I'll wager.  Up ta no good...............

[Silver Creek Slim]

I'll buy her a sasperilla. 

Slim

[Calamity Jane]

Sasperilla??? Aire you outta yer @%#^#@ tree ?? !! Gimme a whiskey, the good stuff, straight up and to the top of a tall glass!

Now what you fellers whinin about? Getcher chin up off'n the bar 'n' quit whimperin like a whipped pup 

TenSheep is right - I been real busy, but thangs are slackin off a bit fer a few weeks soz I thought I'd drop by 'n' what do I find? I find ya'll mopin 'round in here like schoolboys on a Monday mornin . . . gotta git some life in ya!

*** CJ draws her pistols and starts sprinkling the Longbranch with lead as cowhands dive and duck for cover ***

That's more like it! 

[Tensleep]

FINALLY!!!!

Somebody that knows what a Saloon (always capitalize Saloon) is for....

DRINKIN', GAMBLIN', LYIN' AN' SHOOTING THA LIGHTS OUT!!!

Welcome back Janey!!! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Welcome back, Calam. 
<Slim gets the ladder and starts replacin' shingles>

[Texas Tall]

She's Back, and still her sweet gentle placid self.

Don't leave it so long to pop in and have a drink with us Calamity, we've all been worried sick 'bout ya,now let me top that one up fer ya.

See ya ....Texas Tall.

[Scarlet Angel]

Tensleep- ya fergot Dancin' on the bar. 

Ain't in nice ta know you was missed CJ!   

[Blondetta]

It's been way too quiet around here.  Barkeep another bottle please.  Who's tab are we using tonight?  Arcey won't mind a bit.

[Major E A Sterner]

Y'all need ta come into tha Chatroom, CJ's been in there tah last 2 nights talkin with me...

[Ben Johnson]

I was wondering where y'all disappeared to after the "Spot"crashed.Good to see ya alive and kickin
Ben Johnson

[Forty Rod]

Damn, Calam, it's been so long I was beginnin' to think you was conscripted to go fight hostiles or somethin'.  Stick around a bit.  I'd dang near forgot what you looked like.

(Somebody get her a decent-sized glass, willya.  That thing don't hold more'n a quart.)

[Lucky Irish Tom]

WoooooooooHoooooooo  stir em up Janey, its nice ta see some festivities goin on in this here Saloon!

[Calamity Jane]

I'll be around fer a bit (whisper) as long as somebody's paying fer drinks (whisper mode off).

I skate next week, off fer June and part of September, so I'll be checkin in once in awhile.

Dancing on the bar???

** CJ jumps on the bar and starts doffing clothes to a bump-and-grind rythm pounded out by her boots on the bar **

[Sod Buster]

** CJ jumps on the bar and starts doffing clothes to a bump-and-grind rythm pounded out by her boots on the bar **

CJ's doffing her clothes!

Where do I place my dollar? 

[Texas Tall]

CJ's doffing her clothes!

Where do I place my dollar?  :

Yer a cheapskate Sod Buster only a dollar fer a show like this, I'm puttin ten bucks on the bar
and I wan'a see some of you boys match it !!!

This joint is startin ta jump again.

See Ya.................T.T.