Not so notable Holidays

[Forty Rod]

You know what Ma said about smokin' them medicinal plants.

[Trinity]

Yeah, she said it's good fer tha eye sight. 

[Forty Rod]

Musta been.  You seen stuff nobody else on the whole dang mountain did.

[Trinity]

I still remember all them purty colors!

[Forty Rod]

I 'member some mighty spectacular colors, too, but I thought you got them from tryin' to cop a feel from Dottie Magnuson.               

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Today is:

Escargot Day

Asparagus Day

[Sod Buster]

Today is:

Escargot Day

Asparagus Day

A fine combination for a salad if I ever saw one.  Trinity...ya want some??

[Silver Creek Slim]

I'll take the Sparrow Grass but no the snails. BTW, we had Sparrow Grass fer lunch yesterday. 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

Slim for lunch today I got you some starling grass ( just pulled it out of where they was trying to nest)  and hard boiled starling eggs ( dug out of the grass) with sparrow dip on the side.

bon a petite

[Silver Creek Slim]

Thanks, Ozark, for helping the cause. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

It's a tradion that I bring something strange to deer camp each year, just to gag the others.  One year I bought a can of snails, well nobody wanted to eat them so they ended up at home.  My daughter was studin' French and decided to try them, me I knew better from a earlier test.  

Well she didn't like them and tried to feed them to Midnight, my late Lab.  He refused, I tried to make him eat them and almost got bit.

[litl rooster]

ifn' you all ain't goin' to eat them snails hand them over....If there too chewy I 'll pull out of the shell and use them Carp bait

[Delmonico]

Sorry carp won't even eat them, just Frenchmen and Food Yuppies. Ya want to fish fer Frenchmen.

[Trinity]

I 'member some mighty spectacular colors, too, but I thought you got them from tryin' to cop a feel from Dottie Magnuson.               

Oh boy,  Dottie Magnuson!!!  Ah 'member placin' mah han' on her rump an' it jus' sank in.  It kep' sankin until she walloped me!.  Ah was thankful she did, 'cus Ah believe Ah woulda lost mah arm completely!  Boy, I tell ya, the next feller twat want's ta feel her up needs a backhoe!!

A fine combination for a salad if I ever saw one.  Trinity...ya want some??

[Sod Buster]

Thanks...I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally appreciate that.  <Sod Buster heads for the shower and a change or clothes.>

[Trinity]

Yer fault, you started it!!!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Today is, drumroll please:
National Bad Poem Day


Slim

[Delmonico]

Covers most all but Cowboy Poetry, that means it's anti-cowboy poetry day.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Slim, Don't get Del started

[Forty Rod]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
this tribute really stinks..