Not so notable Holidays

[Delmonico]

Cool.

[Sod Buster]

Just so litl rooster can't get the drop on him in this thread, Delmonico shoots him in the butt a couple of times for good measure.

<Authors Note: Thanks fer the idea Sodbuster, ya should have sent litl rooster a PM.> 

Jeez..what are you doing???  Shootin' him in every thread??  Did you learn that from George W  (aka Dubya)....doing pre-emtive strikes??

Two more rock candy shotgun blasts in your bum for thinkin' that way!   

[Trinity]

Hey!  They was supposedly credible reports of possible threats of suspected nuc"u"lar activites in Eye-rack.  ((Never mind what's goin on with their neighbor Eye-ran))

Picks up old Daisy BB gun and shoots a single rock candy BB in Delmonico's posterior because it seems to be the thing to do.  It bounces off.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish pops into the thread and pulls both triggers on his hammered double and drops a double blast of blarney stones into Soddy's butt fer sneakin up and shootin Del.

Soddy, didn't yer Mum ever tell ya it aint polite to sneak up on old folks? 

[Sod Buster]

Irish pops into the thread and pulls both triggers on his hammered double and drops a double blast of blarney stones into Soddy's butt fer sneakin up and shootin Del.

Soddy, didn't yer Mum ever tell ya it aint polite to sneak up on old folks? 

Sod Buster loads his shotgun with some irish candy and returns fire at Lucky Irish Tom!
"Hey...Del asked for it!  He shot Litl' Rooster and said it was my suggestion!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Look out for Trinity with that BB gun he's gonna put his eye out.

[Delmonico]

Santa must have brought it to him in a weak moment, Trinity got him drunk.

[Trinity]

"Hey, it's a free-for-all!"  Trinity spins in a circle levering his BB gun as fast as he can and hitting all the bystanders in their toes, innocent or not.  Soon he is so dizzy that he falls down and passes out.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sees Trinity passed out and graps the leg if his pants and pulls them down.  Puttin' on a rubber glove Delmonico grabs a rag, pours out some tupintine on it and tupintines Trinity on that little hole between the left and the right Gluteus Maximus.

Trinity comes to and takes off like a turpintined cat.

[Sod Buster]

"Hey, it's a free-for-all!"  Trinity spins in a circle levering his BB gun as fast as he can and hitting all the bystanders in their toes, innocent or not.  Soon he is so dizzy that he falls down and passes out.

Sod Buster drinks a toast of Jaegermeister!  "Prost"

[Ozark Tracker]

we was almost taken out by a spin by shooting

[Trinity]

Trinity is not going to be able to stop squirming after that one! 

Sod Buster drinks a toast of Jaegermeister!  "Prost"

Still squirming, Trinity begins to sing:

"Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit."

Oh, and to bring things back on topic:  Happy "National Waitstaff Day"

[Sod Buster]

Still squirming, Trinity begins to sing:

"Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit."

Eins, zwei, Drei g'suffa!
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi,
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi,
Prosit

[Trinity]

Ain' nothin' better than a beer an' a beer drinkin' song ta go with it! 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Today is:

Buy a Musical Instrument Day

and one that's sure to start some trouble


Herbal Plants Day

[deucedaddyj]

Darn! I bought one 3 days early!

Got a new guitar on Friday.

[Forty Rod]

Whutz a waitstaff?  Sounds like part of a shepherd's gear or a piece of a sailing ship.

[Arcey]

The 19th was NASCAR day.   I forgot.....................

[litl rooster]

The 19th was NASCAR day.   I forgot.....................

Shame on you
I have reported this incident to Jr Johnson

[Trinity]

Today is:

Buy a Musical Instrument Day

and one that's sure to start some trouble


Herbal Plants Day