Not so notable Holidays

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Delmonico

#180
May 21, 2006, 11:58:50 AM
Cool. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Sod Buster

#181
May 21, 2006, 04:13:09 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 21, 2006, 09:14:34 AM
Just so litl rooster can't get the drop on him in this thread, Delmonico shoots him in the butt a couple of times for good measure.

<Authors Note: Thanks fer the idea Sodbuster, ya should have sent litl rooster a PM.>  ;D

Jeez..what are you doing???  Shootin' him in every thread??  Did you learn that from George W  (aka Dubya)....doing pre-emtive strikes??

Two more rock candy shotgun blasts in your bum for thinkin' that way!   ::) ;D ::) ;D
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Trinity

#182
May 21, 2006, 07:02:57 PM
Hey!  They was supposedly credible reports of possible threats of suspected nuc"u"lar activites in Eye-rack.  ((Never mind what's goin on with their neighbor Eye-ran)) :o ;D ;D ;D

Picks up old Daisy BB gun and shoots a single rock candy BB in Delmonico's posterior because it seems to be the thing to do.  It bounces off.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Lucky Irish Tom

#183
May 21, 2006, 07:14:57 PM
Irish pops into the thread and pulls both triggers on his hammered double and drops a double blast of blarney stones into Soddy's butt fer sneakin up and shootin Del.

Soddy, didn't yer Mum ever tell ya it aint polite to sneak up on old folks?  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Sod Buster

#184
May 21, 2006, 07:19:24 PM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on May 21, 2006, 07:14:57 PM
Irish pops into the thread and pulls both triggers on his hammered double and drops a double blast of blarney stones into Soddy's butt fer sneakin up and shootin Del.

Soddy, didn't yer Mum ever tell ya it aint polite to sneak up on old folks?  ;D

Sod Buster loads his shotgun with some irish candy and returns fire at Lucky Irish Tom!
"Hey...Del asked for it!  He shot Litl' Rooster and said it was my suggestion!"
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Ozark Tracker

#185
May 21, 2006, 07:33:02 PM
Look out for Trinity with that BB gun he's gonna put his eye out.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Delmonico

#186
May 21, 2006, 07:52:29 PM
Santa must have brought it to him in a weak moment, Trinity got him drunk. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#187
May 21, 2006, 08:00:25 PM
"Hey, it's a free-for-all!"  Trinity spins in a circle levering his BB gun as fast as he can and hitting all the bystanders in their toes, innocent or not.  Soon he is so dizzy that he falls down and passes out.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#188
May 21, 2006, 08:09:04 PM
Delmonico sees Trinity passed out and graps the leg if his pants and pulls them down.  Puttin' on a rubber glove Delmonico grabs a rag, pours out some tupintine on it and tupintines Trinity on that little hole between the left and the right Gluteus Maximus.

Trinity comes to and takes off like a turpintined cat. ;D ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Sod Buster

#189
May 21, 2006, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: Trinity on May 21, 2006, 08:00:25 PM
"Hey, it's a free-for-all!"  Trinity spins in a circle levering his BB gun as fast as he can and hitting all the bystanders in their toes, innocent or not.  Soon he is so dizzy that he falls down and passes out.

Sod Buster drinks a toast of Jaegermeister!  "Prost"
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Ozark Tracker

#190
May 21, 2006, 08:26:31 PM
we was almost taken out by a spin by shooting
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Trinity

#191
May 21, 2006, 08:41:08 PM
Trinity is not going to be able to stop squirming after that one!  :P :P :P :P


Quote from: Sod Buster on May 21, 2006, 08:09:25 PM
Sod Buster drinks a toast of Jaegermeister!  "Prost"

Still squirming, Trinity begins to sing:

"Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit."

Oh, and to bring things back on topic:  Happy "National Waitstaff Day"
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Sod Buster

#192
May 21, 2006, 10:25:01 PM
Quote from: Trinity on May 21, 2006, 08:41:08 PM
Still squirming, Trinity begins to sing:

"Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit
der Gemütlichkeit."
Eins, zwei, Drei g'suffa!
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi,
Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi,
Prosit

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Trinity

#193
May 21, 2006, 10:32:17 PM


Ain' nothin' better than a beer an' a beer drinkin' song ta go with it!  ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Lucky Irish Tom

#194
May 22, 2006, 08:49:21 AM
Today is:

Buy a Musical Instrument Day

and one that's sure to start some trouble


Herbal Plants Day
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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deucedaddyj

#195
May 22, 2006, 08:53:03 AM
Darn! I bought one 3 days early! :)

Got a new guitar on Friday. ;)

Forty Rod

#196
May 22, 2006, 03:19:26 PM
Whutz a waitstaff?  Sounds like part of a shepherd's gear or a piece of a sailing ship.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Arcey

#197
May 22, 2006, 03:47:08 PM
The 19th was NASCAR day.   I forgot.....................
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

litl rooster

#198
May 22, 2006, 06:00:27 PM
Quote from: Arcey on May 22, 2006, 03:47:08 PM
The 19th was NASCAR day.   I forgot.....................


Shame on you
I have reported this incident to Jr Johnson :o ::) ;D
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#199
May 22, 2006, 08:50:00 PM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on May 22, 2006, 08:49:21 AM
Today is:

Buy a Musical Instrument Day

and one that's sure to start some trouble


Herbal Plants Day


"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson
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