lever wraps

[Tensleep]

How much ya need 45-70s?

The 45.70s are for Cammy, how bad you need THEM points?

[Camille Eonich]

I don't have a 45-70 rifle.


That ain't my cat...he's a stray I found on the internet.


I'm gonna find a real life one like that though and sneak it in Arcey's truck when he ain't lookin'.

[Tensleep]

I don't have a 45-70 rifle.


That ain't my cat...he's a stray I found on the internet.


I'm gonna find a real life one like that though and sneak it in Arcey's truck when he ain't lookin'.

I have the 45.70 rifle for you to shoot at Roundup.

[Camille Eonich]

I have the 45.70 rifle for you to shoot at Roundup.

YAY!  Thank you!

[Stump Water]

Lever wrap?  Cain't figger how all you folks is bangin' yer knuckles flushin' tha inside terlit.  

Think I'll jest stick with mah ol' fashion'd pull chain.

That reminds me... 'Sleep, the basket is a-gittin' low.  We need to collect some B.U.L.L.C.R.A.P. society annual dues.

[Tensleep]

That reminds me... 'Sleep, the basket is a-gittin' low.  We need to collect some B.U.L.L.C.R.A.P. society annual dues.

Geeeeezzzzzzzzz... does that mean we gotta have 'nother meetin'? 

Cammy, yer more than welcome. 

[Major E A Sterner]

Say Sleep, We could have tha B.U.L.L.C.R.A.P. meetin in tha Bar(always capitalize Bar) tanite, I'll provide FREE DRINKS fer all members thet show up

[Tensleep]

Werks for me Majer.
Have ya got ah basket fer tha dues?

[Arcey]

What points?

[Tensleep]

What points?

Hate ta be the one ta tell ya brother, but you need all tha points ya kin git with thet lil redhead to escape tha hoss shoe an' whatever she dreams up after yer next offense.

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[Arcey]

Have ta think on thit then........  Meantime, I'll hide......

[Major E A Sterner]

Have ta think on thit then........  Meantime, I'll hide......

Good Plan

[McMate]

Dear Arcey, I have a question........I have kept up with this thread and did my best not to bring this up, but.........

I remember when you were here once that our cat ended up in your truck.

We thought she got in there herself,  now I have to wonder............

[Arcey]

Reckon ya should wonder, Sis.  While yer wonderin', doan ferget ta ask yerself how she wound up in Bad Company's truck 'fore she got in mine..........

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[McMate]

Forgot about her getting into Bad Company's truck.

Guess ya off the hook. 

Didn't want the cat for wrapping material after all.

I knew you didn't want to hurt our cat.

[Arcey]

Doan know why ennybody'd want cat on their levers.

Ya stage up.  Get ready, sumbody tosses a ball ah yarn down range 'n thar goes yer rifle bouncin' 'long affer it - loaded.

DQ.......

I got 'nuff trouble witout thit sort ah stuff...........

[Tensleep]

Brother, ya need to tell 'em 'bout usin' catnip fer filler ta keep thet lever wrap happy. 

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[blue drifter]

Sweettooth. Step one in using cat tongues to wrap the lever is "Kill the cats first". I have found that eliminates the scratching considerable.. By the way, Arcey told me to say that.

was it arcey, that was tryen to explain to us why god shaped cats like footballs

[Arcey]

Naw, weren't Arcey.

Cammy tole me ta say that..........................

[ColonelFlashman]

My question is Why?
If you Cock the Lever of your Rifle in the Correct Manner in the 1st place you wont need a wrap for it.