Who's buyin?

[Calamity Jane]

Got the call from the Army taday (GAF) - some durned fool done interrupted me winter so I mights well stop by fer a drink.

Whp's buyin?

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Howdy, Miz Jane, good to see ya. I'm busy nursin' my Susie so I can't do any drinkin'. I'm sure 10ZZZZ's or Arcey will be along and fix ya up right proper.........Buck

[Tensleep]

<---- Opens a keg of the Majer's best Brandy

There's a lil starter Janey... so, how ya been?

[Scarlet Angel]

Hey CJ!

Tell those folks not to interupt ya unless they got something you want. hehe

And Frank don't go teasin' her telling her about the weather here. Course maybe you want her to come move in with you.

Whatcha drinkin' CJ the men are lining up to buy it for ya.

[Major E A Sterner]

<---- Opens a keg of the Majer's best Brandy

There's a lil starter Janey... so, how ya been?

Dang Sleep, I doan mind Ya sharin my good brandy with tha wimmin, But isn't thet kinda wastin it on CJ? I mean She's happy with tha drippins from tha Still(always capitalize Still)... or did Arcey get to tha drippins B'fer ya could give em ta CJ?

[Tensleep]

Still was DRY Majer.... 

[Major E A Sterner]

Still was DRY Majer.... 

Dang it all, I'm away fer a couple o days an tha Still goes dry...Uh...Ennyone seen Arcey recently?
I'll get to cookin up a fresh batch right away, Danged if I know where it all goes, I guess I'll just have ta build a second larger Still ...

[Arcey]

The Still ( always capitalize 'Still') mebbe dry 'n cold - fer the moment - but it's spirit is quite safe, gentlemen.

Jane, a portion of Smoov's best is always available to you. 

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[McMate]

Light drink of anything please.

McMate

[Wymore Wrangler]

Always happy to buy Miss Janie a drink, have several on me...   Course if Sleep and Arcey got jingling money in their pockets I'd better go check the newspaper and see what train got robbed....

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Here ya go Miz Jane how's about a bottle er two ah Busmills ta hold ya over!

[Calamity Jane]

Now that's purdy fair, t'is, fellers linin up ta buy me drinks! Think I could like this place 

[Blondetta]

I might as well pop in & have a good drink.  Before the Major finds out, who's been at the Still. 

Don't these fellas know that waking up Ol'CJ, during her winter hibernation is dangerous? 

[J.W.Neely]

I'm buying, I also heard Calamity has started figure skating, is this a rumor or fact?

[Major E A Sterner]

It's fact JW, and a striking figure she is...ifn Ya makes fun of her skating she'll strike ya wif sumpthin real hard...

CJ, How about letting us know how your skating is progressing, Stop in to tha chat room, we miss ya

[Arcey]

It's fact JW, and a striking figure she is...ifn Ya makes fun of her skating she'll strike ya wif sumpthin real hard...

CJ, How about letting us know how your skating is progressing, Stop in to tha chat room, we miss ya

She ain't time ta associate with trash like us, Maj.  Got that boyfriend ta keep 'er busy these days.

[Major E A Sterner]

Arcey Says...
Got that boyfriend ta keep 'er busy these days.


I thought thet Boyfriend was plural with CJ?

[Texas Tall]

Yeah c'mon Calamity lets know how it's all goin,us lads have been missin ya sweet smilin self around these parts.

See ya ....Texas Tall.