Cawfee,Tea, grub and April showers

[Major 2]

The three leaf plants are the best TP, right?

Better than a broken bottle

[Hair Trigger Jim]

Supposedly my great uncle or some similar relative tried that once.  That's what I was always told.  No idea if it's true.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Morning y'all.
Coffee and tea are hot.

Sackett got top trooper for the expansion match in IA.

'Tis 36 and mostly cloudy. "Mostly cloudy with a chance of showers. Highs in the upper 50s. Southeast wind 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50 percent."

Slim

[Major 2]

Supposedly my great uncle or some similar relative tried that once.  That's what I was always told.  No idea if it's true.

My Dad, referring to any mishap that may befall you...

That mishap was "the second worst thing to happen to you."
When asked what was the first?  the broken bottle thingy 

No personal experience with said bottle   

[DeaconKC]

Major, Happy Belated Birthday.
75 and sunny right now, supposed to get to 81 today. Nice temps predicted this week with rain coming in Thursday and through the weekend.

[Delmonico]

I've heard stories, they often have to sedate you and restrain your hands.

Dealt with that in 1990 with a drug reaction, not fun. They didn't restrain me but told me they would if they had to, they didn't want me to tear my skin off.