Ahoy

[Mogorilla]

Ahoy ye scurvy dawgs!   Tis talk like a pirate day!

Drink up me hearties!   Yo Ho!

[Coffinmaker]

Aye Me Cap'in.

Da Grog be callin

[River City John]

Aaaaaarrrrggh!

[Abilene]

About 20 years ago on TLAPD, there was a website that would assign you a pirate name.  You had to go through a long questionnaire, which I did and it assigned me "Black Davy Cash".   

So I've been waiting for someone to start Pirate Action Shooting.  Two single shot pistols, a blunderbuss, and a cutlass. 

Aaaarrrghh!

[Mogorilla]

I have shanghaied my work every year since 2006 into celebrating talk like a pirate day.    I send out emails offering insight on pirate history and such, and point out that Talk Like a Pirate Day and a certain Jolly old Elf stole a lot of the songs from talk like a pirate day.   Songs have included:
100 Days of talk like a pirate day (way more than 12 andno freeky relying on bird references.)
Oh Cannon Boom
Come Sail Away (not a holiday song, but orginal was stolen by a rock band fixated on mythological Greek rivers)
Sailing oer' the sea (not as cold as dashing through the snow)
Twas the night before Talk Like a Pirate Day (Yes Virginia, there is a Blackbeard)
I think between songs and history, I have a 210 page document on Pirates.

I think Pirate Action shooting would be great.   Was so windy at GAF Grand Muster this year, I did not wear my hat, but tied a black scarf over me head.   Someone did call what I was doing Pirate Action Shooting.    My pistol is in the works, but I am ready with naval musket, cutlass and coconut powder flask.

[Coffinmaker]

You all realize Pirates were/are the chosen decibels of Great Flying Spaghetti Monster. 

Pastafarians Unite!!!

[Mogorilla]

I do and the lack of pirates have led to Global Warming.   A graph of piracy and global temperature are inversly related, less pirates, higher global temperatures.   

[Abilene]

I do and the lack of pirates have led to Global Warming.   A graph of piracy and global temperature are inversly related, less pirates, higher global temperatures.   

Totally logical!

[River City John]

You all realize Pirates were/are the chosen decibels of Great Flying Spaghetti Monster. 

Pastafarians Unite!!!

[Mogorilla]

Argh me spaghetti be tangled.   

Pastafarians untie!

[Coffinmaker]

RIVER CITY JOHN 

Brother of the Cloth.  I also have received my Certificate of Ordination.  Can't successfully post photo's though.  Never have been able.

Must minister to flock, so to speak.  Avast!!  There be Pasta fer allofus

The Lubbers be Contagious, Avast and Avoid, Arrgh.

[River City John]

RIVER CITY JOHN 

Brother of the Cloth.  I also have received my Certificate of Ordination.  Can't successfully post photo's though.  Never have been able.

Must minister to flock, so to speak.  Avast!!  There be Pasta fer allofus

The Lubbers be Contagious, Avast and Avoid, Arrgh.

Aye, me Bucko!
And RUM! 
And tantalizing Lassies eager to lose their garments in the beer fountain . . .

[DeaconKC]

Argh me spaghetti be tangled.   

Pastafarians untie!

Let it knot be so! Argh