There can be poetry in motion . . .

[Drydock]

C&Rsenal

[Niederlander]

Damn, I thought you were going to show us how to dismount a wooden horse.............

[Silver Creek Slim]

Damn, I thought you were going to show us how to dismount a wooden horse.............

Slim

[Pitspitr]

Damn, I thought you were going to show us how to dismount a wooden horse.............

I wish you'd have prefaced that with a warning to read it with an empty mouth.  It seems Ice tea burns the sinus'

[Drydock]

I am legend!

[Niederlander]

Indeed!  As an aside, last year about this time we were having night range at work.  I was helping to put targets up before we started, when I tripped (completely through my own clumsiness) and fell about five feet onto concrete, landing on my left side and breaking a rib.  I finished range, largely because I didn't want to go back in November.  I've been taking crap about that ever since.  I told the Captain it sucks because other Troopers get hurt in gunfights, car crashes, etc.  I trip and fall off the berm at range.  Never was and never will be one of the "Cool Kids"!

[Pitspitr]

For those of you who missed Drydock's poetry in motion:

[ira scott]

Not even a grass stain,  He IS Legend!

With all due respect Sir!   Major B.N. Scotty

[Cap'n Redneck]

The term "Horse Marine" comes to mind...? 

[Bat 2919]

I am legend!

Yup, you and Will Smith.  Oh, let's not forget Vincent Price and Charlton Heston