April showers dilute the Coffee and Tea

[Delmonico]

Riley and I rode along, they scored TP, PT AAA batteries, laundry and dish soap, phart cover spray and forgot my glue, so if the chairs fall apart and they land on their arse their problem.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Here's a freebie any can watch on computer




Slim are you required to have Coggins  every year for showing?

Great movie although not historically accurate.
Yes, every year.

Slim

[Major 2]

Has anyone heard from El Peludo ?  Been some time since his last post.

[litl rooster]

Has anyone heard from El Peludo ?  Been some time since his last post.

Yeah it has been

[Delmonico]

Has been, hope he's ok.  Talked to 40 Rod the other night, we had a good rant session the other night.🙄😂

[Major 2]

Been Months for 4T too . glad he's doing OK....

[Silver Creek Slim]

Has anyone heard from El Peludo ?  Been some time since his last post.

Me neither.

Morning y'all.
Coffee is hot.

'Tis 45 and clear. High of 52.

Slim

[Major 2]

Today , some 72 years ago , Mom endured the pain of birth , she forgave me 

God Bless her

[Silver Creek Slim]

Today , some 72 years ago , Mom endured the pain of birth , she forgave me 

God Bless her

Happy birthday, sir.

Slim

[Major 2]

  Thanks

Thinking of just staying home and doing little .... no wait !  that seems like Deja Vu  all over again 

[litl rooster]

Happy Birthday Major2


Been some severe weather since 0500. The weather talking heads say it will remain this way through out the day. Flash Flood warnings up and lots of lightning.

[litl rooster]

I loved reading 4T's stories. El Peludo had his monthly check in's but has been silent. I hope all is well with him. Both are missed here.

[River City John]

Happy Birthday, Roger.

RCJ

[Delmonico]

Lexie is barking at the squirrels out in the yard, I have taught her well. Rita is not amused. 

[Major 2]

Thank you all

[Delmonico]

Forgot, Lexie distracted me.

Happy Birthday.

[Major 2]

Here is my now 42 pound distraction ...thanks Del

[Silver Creek Slim]

Morning y'all.
Coffee and tea are hot.

'Tis 25 and sunny. "Gusty winds developing. A mix of clouds and sun giving way to light rain this afternoon. Thunder possible. High near 60F. Winds WSW at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 60%."

Slim

[litl rooster]

Thanks for the coffee Slim


The rain has moved east up the coast. This place needs a good mowing again. Too wet to start this morning.


M2 there is a dog joke about how many dogs it takes to change a light bulb. I don't remember the entire story. Seems to me it said, only 1 boarder collie. However it would have to rewire the house first. 
Your boy looks plenty smart and happy.

[Russ T Chambers]

I knew I had this somewhere.


HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?   

   1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
 
   2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
 
   3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
 
   4. Rottweiler: Make me.
 
   5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
 
   6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
 
   7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
 
   8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
 
   9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
 
   10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
 
   11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'
 
   12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
 
   13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
 
   14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

   Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
 
   'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'
 
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!