Freaky Fun With Math

Started by Capt Quirk, May 12, 2019, 12:08:59 PM

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My question is how is he still alive after posting this?
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Capt Quirk

@ little rooster- I think the ASPCA is a non profit do gooder organization, and likely get a different rate. I also am a very non profit animal shelter. I take in stray/rescue dogs, and care for them without the help of employees or donors. I would be extremely happy with 4 donations of $19.95 a month, that would feed my mutts for 2 weeks. As for cleaning up the poop... Any volunteers?

litl rooster

Quote from: Capt Quirk on August 05, 2019, 10:33:21 AM
@ little rooster- I think the ASPCA is a non profit do gooder organization, and likely get a different rate. I also am a very non profit animal shelter. I take in stray/rescue dogs, and care for them without the help of employees or donors. I would be extremely happy with 4 donations of $19.95 a month, that would feed my mutts for 2 weeks. As for cleaning up the poop... Any volunteers?


You and me both... maybe Sarah would send out a message for us.
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Quote from: Capt Quirk on August 05, 2019, 10:33:21 AM
@ little rooster- I think the ASPCA is a non profit do gooder organization, and likely get a different rate. I also am a very non profit animal shelter. I take in stray/rescue dogs, and care for them without the help of employees or donors. I would be extremely happy with 4 donations of $19.95 a month, that would feed my mutts for 2 weeks. As for cleaning up the poop... Any volunteers?

This is a well known ploy....
I believe they are trying to reach a specific demographic of old lonely sappy animal lovers who live by emotions rather than rational thought.... and once they have them hooked they just keep billing That credit card forever....

sort of like a combination of the old gilette razor blade model ( sell the handle cheap and keep em buying blades forever) and this old joke



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Capt Quirk

I don't do it often, I still use an old Gillette safety razor... When you live like Grizzly Adams, you tend to look like Grizzly Adams. And, sometimes you smells like Grizzly Adams too...

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Capt Quirk

By the way, I had some work done. The carb jets were opened up, and the timing was severely retarded ... in every sense of the word. Properly tuned, I got pretty close to 10mpg. Of course, I think it has developed a leak, as I only got about 90 miles out of the last tank.

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