Very Important Day In History

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Leo Tanner

#1260
February 28, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on February 28, 2009, 05:32:33 PM
Them tis valuble lessons in life to keep others from doin' the same. ;D

"I'm just a patsy"
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Delmonico

#1261
February 28, 2009, 05:42:18 PM
Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on February 28, 2009, 05:36:24 PM
Del, could some of that be considered bovine excrement? 8) ::) ;D

Not if we post it in Tall Tales,
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

#1262
February 28, 2009, 06:08:28 PM
The  compost pile????????????????? 8) ::) ;D
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Leo Tanner

#1263
February 28, 2009, 06:29:15 PM
Buck, aint that the tech word fer "computer post".  I have trouble keepin up with all the new lingo.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Lucky Irish Tom

#1264
February 28, 2009, 07:30:53 PM
Otherwise known as digital doo doo or puter poop!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Leo Tanner

#1265
February 28, 2009, 07:59:56 PM
When the things were fairly new folks used ta say "garbage in, garbage out".  Still applies taday.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Willie Dixon

#1266
March 01, 2009, 08:16:41 AM
I like pooter poop! LMAO!!

morning all, coffee's brewing... thick, black and smooth as molasses!
Quote from: Leo Tanner on January 06, 2009, 02:29:15 PM
At 25, you need to follow dreams or you'll regret it later. 

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
― Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes

Texas Lawdog

#1267
March 01, 2009, 09:51:06 AM
That sounds like Louisana Cawfee!
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Delmonico

#1268
March 01, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
On this Date in 1867, Newbrassky became the 37th state.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

River City John

#1269
March 01, 2009, 10:52:28 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on March 01, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
On this Date in 1897, Newbrassky became the 38th state.

I know you meant to type 1867. ;D ;D
And I know you meant to type 37th state. ;D ;D



Happy Statehood Day!  Best dang state in the Union!

RCJ
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Leo Tanner

#1270
March 01, 2009, 12:55:35 PM
Quote from: River City John on March 01, 2009, 10:52:28 AM
I know you meant to type 1867. ;D ;D
And I know you meant to type 37th state. ;D ;D

RCJ

+1

;D ;D ;D ;D

ya didn't think I could pass that up did ya?
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#1271
March 01, 2009, 01:32:14 PM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 01, 2009, 12:55:35 PM
+1

;D ;D ;D ;D

ya didn't think I could pass that up did ya?

-3

That's what I get when I get in a hurry when someone comes into the shop.  Worst thing is, they didn't buy nuthin' and were just a couple a dorks. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#1272
March 01, 2009, 01:35:41 PM
Added, I don't say it, but want to:

Young dumb kid in Old West Shop to friend:

"Does this hat make me look dorkie?"

What Delmonico is thinking:  "No it's the tennis shows with the weird shock absorbin' heels and the Old Navy T-Shirt, plus the big buckle on yer belt that you bought, not earned that makes you look like a Dork." ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#1273
March 01, 2009, 01:40:20 PM
Quote from: River City John on March 01, 2009, 10:52:28 AM
I know you meant to type 1867. ;D ;D
And I know you meant to type 37th state. ;D ;D



Happy Statehood Day!  Best dang state in the Union!

RCJ

Oh I fixed it also. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#1274
March 01, 2009, 01:42:56 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on March 01, 2009, 01:32:14 PM
-3

That's what I get when I get in a hurry when someone comes into the shop.  Worst thing is, they didn't buy nuthin' and were just a couple a dorks. ::)

I knew ya was gonna say that.  ::)
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#1275
March 01, 2009, 01:44:40 PM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on March 01, 2009, 01:42:56 PM
I knew ya was gonna say that.  ::)

Well it happens a lot, and did today, besides that it will make a good excuse when it don't. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#1276
March 01, 2009, 04:46:05 PM
I bet that guy has a couple of "Cowboy Up" stickers on his Honda Civic.
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Leo Tanner

#1277
March 01, 2009, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on March 01, 2009, 01:40:20 PM
Oh I fixed it also. ;D

Here, I'll do some good an mention the original statememt is immortalized in RCJ's little purple quote box.  Might wanna fix that too :D

     I don't know what I hate more, the gangsta "Nor-Cal" stickers up here in hickville or the "Cowboy Up" stickers down in the city on them Civics.  I think the gangsta stuff up here earns an extra blood pressure point er two cause it comes with a driver who wheres his pants around the bottom of his a$$.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Steel Horse Bailey

#1278
March 01, 2009, 11:27:04 PM
But it's SO entertaining to see!
"May Your Powder always be Dry and Black; Your Smoke always White; and Your Flames Always Light the Way to Eternal Shooting Fulfillment !"

Willie Dixon

#1279
March 02, 2009, 02:52:41 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on March 01, 2009, 01:35:41 PM
What Delmonico is thinking:  "No it's the tennis shows with the weird shock absorbin' heels and the Old Navy T-Shirt, plus the big buckle on yer belt that you bought, not earned that makes you look like a Dork." ::)

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on March 01, 2009, 04:46:05 PM
I bet that guy has a couple of "Cowboy Up" stickers on his Honda Civic.

yeah... believe me it's sad and funny all at the same time here too.  Damn skanks have stolen John Rich's "Save a Horse" motto, been pasting it everywhere it don't belong:

Honda Civics
Subaru's - the little ones, not the good ones
an Audi
and my personal favorite:
Infinity G35 Sport Coupe

also there was another one I thought had hope:
200-something F-150 with it on it, nice lift kit, looked good from the front
then it had fricken' pink shock absorbers, frame lifts, and tie-rod ends (I didn't even know they made pink tie-rod ends!)
and... wait for the best part...

wait for it...

a rainbow on the back bumper saying "God made us who we are and I'm GAY!"
Quote from: Leo Tanner on January 06, 2009, 02:29:15 PM
At 25, you need to follow dreams or you'll regret it later. 

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
― Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes
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