Cleaning your toilet & washing your Cat

[Ozark Tracker]

Cleaning your Toilet & Washing the Cat

1. put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl

2. pick up the cat and soothe him as you carry him towards the bathroom

3. in one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. you may have to stand on the lid.

4. the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. never mind the noises that come form the toilet.

5. flush the toilet 3 or 4 times, this provides power wash and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your house,  make sure there are no people between the toilet and the front door

7. stand behind the toilet as far as possible,  quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the house and out the front door. where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the cat and the toilet will be sparkling clean.

I need someone to try this out and see if it works good 

[Silver Creek Slim]

I ain't gonna try it. 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

 

Ok, that's 1 " NO"  from Slim

who do we know that's got one of them new fangled inside toilets

[Marshal Will Wingam]

Don't look at me, either. I like all my skin and extremeties.

[Russ T Chambers]

Tell ya what, if ya want a test, come over to my house, but give me a call and the extact time you will arrive!!!   
I'll try this on my 15 plus pound cat (he hates water!!!!!  ), lifting the lid and opening the door once I hear you knock!!!   
  P.S.   Ya may want to call an EMT unit before knocking!! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Trinity will do it. 

Slim

[Russ T Chambers]

Trinity will do it. 

Slim

Slim

Which are you volunteering Trinity for?
Is he supposed to knock on the door (obviously according to the criteria, we need this "victim" outside the door)? 
Or are you volunteering Trinity as the EMT??? 

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity will do it. 

Slim

What we have to remember here is that Trinity is going to be the one to have all the fun.  (winking as he turns his head)   he wouldn't have much fun as the EMT

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Having been the chosen caretaker of a few cats (they are too arrogant to have owners), I know that some cats actually like water and enjoy being bathed.

However...

It is impossible to blow dry a cat.




AnnieLee (thescarsfadedinafewmonths.Itseemedagoodideaatthetimesinceitwaswinterandall.)

[litl rooster]

Having been the chosen caretaker of a few cats (they are too arrogant to have owners), I know that some cats actually like water and enjoy being bathed.

However...

It is impossible to blow dry a cat.




AnnieLee (thescarsfadedinafewmonths.Itseemedagoodideaatthetimesinceitwaswinterandall.)

No it's not try 3 legg tying them first If that don't werk try duct tape    again I duck the swooooo of the skillet

[Trinity]

Trinity is NOT going to do that to a poor cat! 




Besides, he already agitated The Cat once this year and that was the last time for at least decade!

[litl rooster]

Trinity is NOT going to do that to a poor cat! 




Besides, he already agitated The Cat once this year and that was the last time for at least decade!

Trinty Pard, I think they meant put you in the toliet and close the lid and flush

[Trinity]

They obviosly don't know just how lazy I am.  I doubt if I'd provide too much entertainment.

[litl rooster]

[Scattered Thumbs]

What are you folks talking about? What kind of cats you got? I've never seen a cat that was in need of a bath. Dogs yess, but no cats.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Poor kitty.

but Ya shouldna done it to the Pole Cat!

 

[Trinity]

What are you folks talking about? What kind of cats you got? I've never seen a cat that was in need of a bath. Dogs yess, but no cats.

Yep.  Scattered Thumbs has it right!

[Singing Bear]

Lucky for me I'm allergic.  I only use Pine Sol for cleaning toilets.  I doubt the wife or the cat would appreciate that. 

[Delmonico]

I tried it, it worked with only one minor proble, how do I get the claw marks out of the porcy-line?

[Trinity]

More importantly... how well do you heal? Because You'd have claw marks on your face too!