Some humor for the day...
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Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more
excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't care if you call them
by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots
of things on the floor, especially if they have strong scents.
4. Dogs' parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell them, or at worst give them away.
11. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't know it's more fun to lick them.
12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on them without saying no and calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
And last, but not least...
14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, she won't take half your stuff and make you pay support.
To verify these statements, surprise your wife and dog by locking them in the garage together.
Then open the door, and see who's happy to see you and who isn't.