Whats this "Haircut" thing of which you speak?
Had one a couple years ago, Maj. Ya really don’t wanna know what they do ta ya but it’s similar ta castration.
Mornin’, y’all.
26°. Snow, mainly after 2pm. High near 26°. Blustery, with a north wind 15 to 21 mph, with gusts as high as 31 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. Total daytime snow accumulation of 1 to 3 inches possible. Tanight; Snow. Low around 20°. North wind 16 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 28 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New snow accumulation of 4 to 8 inches possible.
A barbaric hour ta be awake ‘n dressed but not headed for a shoot. Gotta go out ‘n stick the battery charger on Jeff’s Civic. His mama ain’t been takin’ it out ‘n runnin’ it, just let it sit. She wants ta take it ta an inspection station ‘fore he gets back inna couple weeks. It won’t crank o’er. Think she’s gotta be it werk 0730………