It's November, we aint no Turkey's, give us Cawfee n Tea

Started by Lucky Irish Tom, November 01, 2013, 04:33:53 AM

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Delmonico

Was at Wal-Mart a while ago, thought we'd have to put out the yellow flag, some lady in a mart cart hit the wall.   :o   Offered to drive home but got called a rectal opening.  ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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Texas Lawdog

I made a couple of pots of Cawffee this morning and boiled water for the tea drinkers. It feels like a 2 Pot morning.
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litl rooster

Mathew 5.9

Silver Creek Slim

Morning y'all.
Thanks fer the coffee, Tex.

'Tis 34 and overcast. High of 42.

Slim
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Four-Eyed Buck

Thanks for the coffee,TLD ;)

38 and a cold rain this morning. Dogs went out, came back in and went back to sleep ::)

We was at Wally's last night as well, got in and out without too much trouble, but a lot lighter in the wallet. :o Got most of the fixin's for Thanksgiving. Got a Butter Ball to keep OT in business ::)

I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 21, 2013, 03:33:39 AM
Del, You can't fix Stupid!


LOL, it was their cart that really had a problem, the on off switch was a bit weird and Rita hit the wall backing up to plug it back in. ;D

With the bad weather coming in and having been grocery shopping with her daughter earlier she deciced it was needed in the big place.  Was fun to call for a yellow flag caution in the entrance to Wal-Mart though.   :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

I really like to terrorize the shoppers at Sam's club, while driving one of those electric carts.
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Delmonico

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 21, 2013, 08:27:52 AM
I really like to terrorize the shoppers at Sam's club, while driving one of those electric carts.

I give Rita a hard time and tell people to watch out.  LOL
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

Was a time Lil took her night time pill stead of her daytime pill an jumped behind the controls of a lectric shoppin cart.  I went to grab something in another isle and when I got back she was going down hers hitting the shelves on either side like a bumper car.  Last time she ever made that mistake.
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litl rooster

I use to go in the store where Montana worked, (I'd act like I never seen her before) and grab the go cart. Go in and yell at people to get out of the way. Yell watch out the brakes don't work! Get out and leave it in a row and walk away. First time I drove it away without unplugging it.

Got in one of the Kiddie cars/cart combo's and had a co worker push me thru a couple isle I'd yell I want that and obnoxious stuff. I've been 86'd there
Mathew 5.9

mestiza letty

Howdy y'all,
I'll take a cuppa joe TLD if it's still warm....

The dreaded "white flakes" followed me home this mornin'. Cold an' breezy right now with a high of 39. Mid-day it's only 31 & a low of 21.
'Roo you had too much fun  ;D
Don't wear out yer shirt collar lookin' fer the hindsight
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litl rooster

Quote from: mestiza letty on November 21, 2013, 03:34:30 PM
Howdy y'all,
I'll take a cuppa joe TLD if it's still warm....

The dreaded "white flakes" followed me home this mornin'. Cold an' breezy right now with a high of 39. Mid-day it's only 31 & a low of 21.
'Roo you had too much fun  ;D

Told her store manager that that woman was rude to me and walked away...Took her half the day to convince him I was her husband
Mathew 5.9

Arcey

Damn. All I got ta offer is I helped on old lady get two frozen birds out the cart part of the rider thing 'n put 'em on the conveyor belt. Dunno how she got 'em in there in the first place. Do know I ain't havin' no fun it the off site pantry akin ta yourns'. Only one rude to me there IS the manager. I yelled at 'er once.

Wunnerful day for OFSDARin' it the radar trap otherwise known as Waverly. Second inna row I didn't shoot werth crap. One freakin' oooooppppsie cost me two friggin' positions. One freakin' dud primer 'n goin' 'round ta hit it twice didn't help either. Beat up old Smith, my last issued service revolver, shot 'er heart out tryin' ta save me. I let 'er down.
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All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

The Trinity Kid

Just got back from the big city..  drive was kind of fun, though.  Found a patch of ice on the road......after I was in the middle of it.  Got t' slide around that corner at 55.... ;D :o
  having a relapse of my cold, which isn't fun.  One of the girls in my class wears some perfume that makes my nose stuff up, and that doesn't help.

oh well.

--TK
"Nobody who has not been up in the sky on a glorious morning can possibly imagine the way a pilot feels in free heaven." William T. Piper


   I was told recently that I'm "livelier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest."    Is that an insult or a compliment?

litl rooster

oooops ......................................................Look at the rear window on the truck
Mathew 5.9

pony express


The Trinity Kid

 ;D;D  'splains a lot about our political situation, don't it? ;)

--TK
"Nobody who has not been up in the sky on a glorious morning can possibly imagine the way a pilot feels in free heaven." William T. Piper


   I was told recently that I'm "livelier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest."    Is that an insult or a compliment?

Lucky Irish Tom

Morning, Coffee and tea are ready!

I bet that truck belongs to the Obamacare website designer.
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