TFS CRASH SONGS

[The Arapaho Kid]

Now I know there's a couple of poets in this band of hooligans, so I was thinking...rather than complain about TFS being down.....let's write TFS Crash Songs!  These can be sung to any tune you choose.  I'll start this off:

TFS HAS CRASHED AGAIN...CRASHED AGAIN...CRASHED AGAIN!
TFS HAS CRASHED AGAIN...HIGH HO....THE MERRY-O!

[Juan Colgando]

 

[Derby Younger]

 

Too!

[Derby Younger]

Ahh jeezz, three of my posts in a row showing in the Longbranch. Can I say Kudzu?

[tarheel mac]

[ To the tune of "Tonight"]


It crashed, it crashed...
TFS has crashed
TFS is down again...

Again, again...
it's happened once again
And this time it looks
As if its gone....

So now, so now
I'll havta do the chores
The lawn will finally get mowed...
And say thank God for CAS...


(okay not that great, but geez, give me a break..what do you want in 5 minutes?)

[jiminy criquet]

I'd like to offer a poem...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.

I've kissed TFS good-bye,
And so should you.

[Juan Colgando]

It was still a nice place to visit.

[Hemlock Mike]

Juan --

It WAS a  nice place to post too. If you can ignore a bad moderator, it will be a good place again.
TFS had a lot to offer and I hope it gets up again. 

Mike

[The Arapaho Kid]

YOU'LL RECOGNIZE THIS TUNE IMMEDIATELY:

TFS....TFS....CRASHED AGAIN TODAY.
IT USED TO BE A LOT OF FUN TO GO DOWN THERE AND PLAY.  HEY!
TFS....TFS....CRASHED AGAIN SOMEHOW....
I THINK I'LL STAY AWAY FROM THERE....IT'S OL' CAS CITY NOW!

DASHING O'RE THE NET.  OFF TO TFS YOU BET!
YA GO IN THERE FOR COWBOY TALK WHEN EVERYTHING IS SET!
AND THEN WITHOUT A FUSS...IT CRASHES AND YOU CUSS!
THE DURNED THING CRASHED AND LEFT US COLD AND IT AIN'T BACK UP YET!

TFS....TFS....CRASHED AGAIN TODAY!
WE SHOLD THAT THAT BLOODY SITE AND THROW IT FER AWAY!
TFS....TFS....CRASHED AGAIN YOU SEE...
I'LL STAY RIGHT HER IN OLD CAS TOWN...IT'S GOOD FER YOU AND ME!

[PWDFR POSSE]

Ya know "Rap" ol' pard, it just ain't right to poke fun at someone's misfortune or troubles.  So in defense of TFS, I just want to say...

[PWDFR POSSE]

[The Arapaho Kid]

Ya know "Rap" ol' pard, it just ain't right to poke fun at someone's misfortune or troubles.  So in defense of TFS, I just want to say...

Your are absolutely right on that....BUT....I couldn't resist doing a couple of parody songs on TFS crashing.  And there was a "particilar" reason fer doing that.  That takes the rest of the pards minds offen complainin' about the crash.  Have you noticed......since we been doin' the songs and the poetry....ain't nobody been complainin'!

[PWDFR POSSE]

This is good, I think!

[The Arapaho Kid]

This is good, I think!

Well I got kinda tired of the pards complaining about TFS being down and some of the rather salty comments that came along with it.  So...a couple of us grabbed the bull by the horn and got the pards thinking about other things and NOT complaining.  I know!  It's sneaky and underhanded...but it worked!