Rifle Jam

[RRio]

Reggie here!  I say, old chaps, my toast is up.  Would one of you be so kind as to pass that jar of Rifle Jam?

(I'm sorry fellers!  I couldn't let "Rifle Jam" go by without making a few funnies!)

I'd prefer the Pistol Preserves.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Ah Yes!  Pistol Preserves.  I've heard of those, but have never tried them!  May I presume that .45 would have a stronger flavor than say a .32-20?

[RRio]

Ah Yes!  Pistol Preserves.  I've heard of those, but have never tried them!  May I presume that .45 would have a stronger flavor than say a .32-20?

Oh, most definitly! The .45 has a little more "kick" to it!   

[Badlands Walker]

You guys are killin' me here! 

[Badlands Walker]

I think I just discovered the problem... there's no bullets comin' out!

[RRio]

Hey Arapaho Kid!

Iffens you want to try something with some real  kick to it, give the "Shotgun Jelly" a shot!!

(tee hee hee!!) 

[Badlands Walker]

How's about some good old fashion Derringer Jelly?

[The Arapaho Kid]

You guys are killin' me here! 

Well...you started it with "Rifle Jam"  I couldn't let that one go without havin' a little fun with it!

[Badlands Walker]

You is right pard!  I guess I should have said "Rifle Jammed".

[The Arapaho Kid]

You is right pard!  I guess I should have said "Rifle Jammed".

"Malfunction" woulda worked too and I can't do a durned thing withn that!

[Old Top]

Arapaho,

I do not know we use to get a lot of laughs out of parachute malfunctions

Old Top

[The Arapaho Kid]

Arapaho,

I do not know we use to get a lot of laughs out of parachute malfunctions

Old Top

Well...There's that old joke about this: 

Private Perkins:  "Sergeant...what do I do if my parachute malfunctions?"
Sergeant Rock:  "Turn it into Supply and get another one!"