Ya know your gettin old when

[GunClick Rick]

You wonder what did i do with my hat??? Then ya walk into the bedroom and it's not there,you look on the kitchen table and it's not there,and ya pause and wonder for a minute and realize it's the one on your head dip wad!!!

[Wolfgang]

You wonder what did i do with my hat??? Then ya walk into the bedroom and it's not there,you look on the kitchen table and it's not there,and ya pause and wonder for a minute and realize it's the one on your head dip wad!!!

Loosin' yur hat is not a problem . . . when ya can't find yur head . . . that is a problem.   

[GunClick Rick]

I'd lose my (o) if it were'nt sucked in

[Forty Rod]

Is this what I have to look forward to when I get old?   

[GunClick Rick]

Do i know you?

[Thomas O'Hawk]

As long as when you go out and have your pants on (to go with your hat), you're doing okay.

[Major 2]

As you get older, you come to believe in the Hereafter....

it's not the next world  .....  it's  the next room  as you enter you think,  what the hell did I come in here after ? 

[Texas Lawdog]

Roger, That's happened to me alot lately.

[Forty Rod]

Roger, That's happened to me alot lately.

What is?

[Delmonico]

What bothers me about getting old is these kids get younger and dumber every year.

[Trailrider]

What bothers me about getting old is these kids get younger and dumber every year.

What really bothers me is when my doctors die or retire, and when I go to the doc, some "high school kid" walks in and says, "I'm doctor so-and-so! How are you today?" (Of course I always answer, "That's what I'm here to find out!"). What's worse is when I go to a urologist and this "high school" cutie walks in and says, "I'm doctor so-and-so. Please drop your pants and bend over!"  What's even more disturbing is when I ask how long they've been out of medical school, and they say 10 years...and have the diplomas to prove it! 

[Bugscuffle]

When someone compliments you on your beautiful alligator shoes................................and your barefoot

[Shotgun Franklin]

by the time the 'Reply' page opens ya fergot what that danged question was. 

[litl rooster]

I see ya'll are still looking for your easter eggs...................uh uh there's one

[Texas Lawdog]

Forty Rod, I think that Major 2 and I are experiencing what I refer to is CRS or the PC term of "A Senior Moment".

[Delmonico]

BS, PC terms are there to please the Liberals and no one else since Liberals can't stand the truth. 

You are just getting old and forgetful, nothing more, nothing less.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do

[WaddWatsonEllis]

... you go to the local military museum and see the first aircraft you were qualified in on display ( ... an HH-43B).

Although I didn't retire on the spot, I knew it was in the not too distant future ... LOL.

TTFN

[GunClick Rick]

You kow you gettin old but not that old when ya go to get x-rays and the old gal that just finished walks by and farts more then twice and says to her son that's walkin her out,oh my there i go passing gas~~  pphh,pphh,pphh,ppphhh.

(on my cowboy honor) I had to sit in the same waiting room

[Durango Flinthart]

The day I heard a MUZAK version of "For What it's Worth" in a grocery store, I knew I must be getting old.


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