Death to buzzards....

[Cherokee Jem]

Hey guys!!! I am back from a nasty auto accident! anybody care to fill in what I missed?

Jem

[Trinity]

Welcome back good buddy!  We're glad to see you are alive and sound, you were missed!!  It looks like you are the one who needs to fill us in.

[Foothills Drifter]

Howdy......
Just what do you mean by 'death to buzzards'   

Good shootin......
Vern...

[Delmonico]

Well kill the fattened calf, the Prodical Son has returned.  Well it's been a rough summer it looks like fer the Tall Tales folks.  Trinity has been gettin' stoned er rather has been havin' kidney stones.  And that damned ol' grumpy cosie has been sicker than heck but is much better now that's to a wonderful surgeon and the fact he's to damned stubborn to die right now.

Annie still beats folks with her hat and skillet.   Every thing Forty Rod buys, breaks.   And most of all how are you doing? We missed you pard and wondered what happened to you.  Glad yer back and hope yer doin' well.

[litl rooster]

Her Her



Welcome back Pard

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Welcome home, Jem! The important thing is: Are you and yours ok?

With a hug and a smile,

AnnieLee

[Cherokee Jem]

Ok guys..I do have some explaining to do... I was on a trip with my company, headed over the mountains to Alabama. Well,It was thunderstorming aweful fierce and I couldn't hardly see the road. I thought that to be safe I would pull over off the road and wait til I could see again. I was well off the lane of travel, but a semi truck came downhill in the rain, going way to fast, and I caught his rig in the back of my truck. The force that hit me was huge, it knocked my whole truck bed off, tore off the rear axle, and split my transmission into two halves. The rather large shove also sent my truck into a ditch, and slammed me into the steering wheel, breaking my right collar bone and 3 ribs... I spent nearly 3 weeks in the hospital, til i was mended. The doc said that after I started walking to the vending machines, and smoking the get well cigar my buddies brought, it was time to go home. Well, i came up with this title cause, while I was not anywhere near death, i certainly felt like i was. I thought of the buzzards, and how they cant have me yet! well, enough whining, im gonna go see about getting a drink and cleaning my sharps...Hope to hear from yall soon! Thank you for the welcome and sympathy!!!!

Cherokee Jem Reynolds
Human traffic cone, Living Jake Brake, and all-around beat up guy...

Damn, now I know the true meaning of "I feel like I got hit by a truck...

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Jem, Reminds me of a cartoon I saw, two buzzards sittin' in a tree. One says to the other" Patience my a$%, I'm gonna kill something"........Buck

[Delmonico]

Well if ya decide to make lots of those long stays we'll have to see 'bout makin' ya a special quilt to take to the hospital ta make it more homey.  I gots one.

13 days at one time is my record, did that in 2001.  3 trips in a year, so far (bite my tongue) this year ties 2001 and 24 this year vs 25 in 2001, yep I feel for ya pard, them places ain't no fun.

Did ya get any of them cute student nurses in there, they are so much fun and try so hard to make you happy, cousre I got kids most of them's ages.      Heck only half of them seem scared of me.

[Russ T Chambers]

Jem

Here's one way to handle them Buzzards!



Glad you're on the mend!

[Foothills Drifter]

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[Scattered Thumbs]

Welcome back abord, Cherokee.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Mend quickly, pard. Glad ta have ya back.

Slim

[Cherokee Jem]

hehe...thanks guys!!! I got my arm sling off today... Think me and Ari need to go shoot! hehe...

[Four-Eyed Buck]

ya might wanna start with the mousepharts ,there Jem. Work yer way up to the warthog stuff..............Buck

[Cherokee Jem]

Hehe, thanks Buck... I only shot my 22 today. Its fun and cheap. I can use the extra money to drive around...(2.89 after GA canned the stupid tax on the fuel. Please folks...Dont rush the gas stations. There is no shortage if we continue to use the normal amount and not fill up.) Well, I didnt loose to much ability while in my cast. But that darn blue eyed girl keeps outshooting me! And she was shooting my 45 and her 44, not the 22. Oh well...Ill break out my 45 after a spell. one step at a time! Well.. appreciate All the good wishes!! i feel like family here. Good luck and good times to all!

Jem

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Glad you decided to err on the safe side, Jem..........Buck

[litl rooster]

Listen to Uncle Buck    But from horseman to another no pain no gain

[Delmonico]

Well ya spose he can offically be a "Bozo on the Bus" Annie, I'll see 'bout gettin' some copies burned of my LP of that.

Good ta see yer doing better.  Ya must let us know if ya can next time, get that lady ta log on as you and let us know.     Ya might by family, but it seems to be a dysfuntinal one.

[Trinity]

Well enough to shoot... what more can anyone ask??  Glad to hear it!