Famous Cowboy Quotes

[Badlands Walker]

A quote from a famous sheriff.  "Boy... there is no way you coulda' come from my loins & the first thing I'm gonna do when we get back home, is smack yor Mama right in the mouth"!

[The Arapaho Kid]

This isn't an actual quote, but I think it's funny:

Generar Custer at the Little Bighorn:  "Where in tarnation did all them Injuns come from?"

[Birdgun Quail]

Kid, I heard that an artist was commissioned to paint a mural of Custer's Last Stand.  When the mural was unveiled, it had Indians harvesting a cotton field and in the field was a red heifer with big holes through it.  When the artist was asked what the mural meant, he said, "It's Custer's last words, 'Holey Cow!  Look at all them cotton pickin' Indians.'"

[Birdgun Quail]

"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it."

Capt. Woodrow Call - Texas Ranger

My favorite cowboy quote.  Reminds me to behave myself.

[Big John Denny]

Stump, the answer to #33 is John Wayne to his indian scout in Big Jake,

Concho Kid, the answer to # 40 is the sheriff in Smokey and the Bandit.

"When you command this regiment, command it"

[Big John Denny]

Man, I can't believe you guys didn't get that last one. It was LTC Owen Thursday (Henry Fonda) to John Wayne just before Fonda rode back to be killed with his troops in Fort Apache.

New one: "It was a little trooper sir."

[Russ T Chambers]

Man, I can't believe you guys didn't get that last one. It was LTC Owen Thursday (Henry Fonda) to John Wayne just before Fonda rode back to be killed with his troops in Fort Apache.

New one: "It was a little trooper sir."

Sgt. Quincannon to Capt. Nathan Brittles in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon.  (Right after he had to tell him the stage wasn't runnig anymore for the second time)

I believe the question was "Boy or a girl?"

[Birdgun Quail]

Question:
To "get a more harmonious outcome," what does one need to do?

[Badlands Walker]

Buy a harmonica! 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Go a little slower, Wilford Brimley in Crossfire Trail..........Buck

[litl rooster]

in pace requiescat

[Badlands Walker]

"What's your interest in these tinpans, Preacher"?

[Russ T Chambers]

"What's your interest in these tinpans, Preacher"?

LaHood to the Preacher, in Pale Rider.

[Big John Denny]

" You make me feel so comfortable"

[Silver Creek Slim]

" You make me feel so comfortable"

Rio Lobo - Shasta to Col. McNally

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

lr's latin quote is from Tombstone, IIRC, Doc to Ringo during their spin off. Don't know the translation though........Buck

[Big John Denny]

"Well, good is good"

[Silver Creek Slim]

lr's latin quote is from Tombstone, IIRC, Doc to Ringo during their spin off. Don't know the translation though........Buck

in pace requiescat - rest in peace

Slim

[Sagebrush Burns]

From "The Professionals"--the closing lines--
J W Grant (Ralph Bellamy) to Rico (Lee Marvin)--"You bastard"
the reply--"Yes Sir, in my case an accident of birth, but you, Sir, are a self made man"

[plainolddave]

I have two guns, one for each of you.

Republic. I like the sound of the word.