Hospital Humor

[Silver Creek Slim]

I once had a piece of cake (well several pieces) with very blue frosting.  VERY blue.

It turned my poop green for nearly a week!

Blueberries will do that too. 

Slim

[Dai.S.Loe]

I once had a piece of cake (well several pieces) with very blue frosting.  VERY blue.

It turned my poop green for nearly a week!

Blueberries will do that too. 

Slim

Try lots of lovely asparagus for that glowing bright yellow colour.


Dai

[litl rooster]

Trinty I thought you were a Meatatarian?

[Trinity]

I am!  Obviously Dai was talking to Slim.           Asparagus... blech!!!!

[Stoney Pete]

I am!  Obviously Dai was talking to Slim.           Asparagus... blech!!!!

I love asparagrass.  Yum!

[Delmonico]

Ya mean Sparrow Grass?  Me too, eat it with buter and a dash of red wine vinegar.  When it is in season and cheap I buy so much of it that I hate to go into the ........................er never mind, besides the bright yellar it causes an odor in large quanities. (Hint if you want to play a joke on someone who don't know, feed them large amounts of it. )

Heck in my 19th century cook books I have lots of recipes for Sparrow Grass. (why do you guys miss spell it so bad?)

Some include Sparrow Grass Pie and Sparrow Grass pudding.

[Silver Creek Slim]

My in-laws make creamed Sparrow Grass. It's Sparrow Grass in a white sauce over toast.

Slim

[Delmonico]

No matter if you call it white sauce, bechamel sauce or some other fancy name it's still  nuthin' but gravy.   If ya pour the sauce over the sparrow grass is sparrow grass and gravy, it you make the sauce and sparrow grass together in a pan it's sparrow grass gravy.  

Next thing is yer gonna be wantin' it served over buttered toast points.   Well ya ain't gonna get it, if'n ya can't cut up yer own bread ya gonna starve.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Can I at least have sliced bread? 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Delmonico hands Slim a bread knife.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Delmonico hands Slim a bread knife.

What? It don't come that way from the Grocery? 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Delmonico puts on his boots and coat and walks to the store.  On his return he has a loaf of "sliced" white bread, a tub of spreadable margerine, a block of Velveta and a can of Spam.  He makes a samwhich and microwaves it just for Slim.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Trinity]

It's not too hot is it?  Mom usually blows on it to cool it!

[Trinity]

Ya mean Sparrow Grass?  Me too, eat it with buter and a dash of red wine vinegar.  When it is in season and cheap I buy so much of it that I hate to go into the ........................er never mind, besides the bright yellar it causes an odor in large quanities. (Hint if you want to play a joke on someone who don't know, feed them large amounts of it. )

Heck in my 19th century cook books I have lots of recipes for Sparrow Grass. (why do you guys miss spell it so bad?)

Some include Sparrow Grass Pie and Sparrow Grass pudding.

Spargel:  Blech!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Is it true that when Slim's been bad, Santa doesn't bring him coal, he drops off a box of Velveeta?



AnnieLee

[Stoney Pete]

Delmonico hands Slim a bread knife.

Slims got a knife!

[Stoney Pete]

Is it true that when Slim's been bad, Santa doesn't bring him coal, he drops off a box of Velveeta?



AnnieLee

Or better yet Hospital Food.

Stoney (what felt a drift from orginal topic ) Pete.

[Trinity]

Is it true that when Slim's been bad, Santa doesn't bring him coal, he drops off a box of Velveeta?



AnnieLee

Or better yet Hospital Food.

Stoney (what felt a drift from orginal topic ) Pete.

Hospital food is not that bad any more.  At least not here.  My favorite part is that you can place orders for whatever you want!  One time I ordered bacon and eggs and grits and a hamburger.      Oh, and the jello was very good too.  Also when you wake up at 1:00 AM, the nurse will bring you ice cream.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Is it true that when Slim's been bad, Santa doesn't bring him coal, he drops off a box of Velveeta?



AnnieLee

I'd prefer coal. At least I could use it ta heat the house. 

Slim