Hospital Humor

[Curley Cole]

Actually, I think it only fair to let the good folks know that Old Top tried my line of work for a period of time....The building he was training on was an especially tough one, and this one patient decided Top looked better without his top, After losing about 5 shirts in as many days, Top thought maybe ELECTRCUTION was a safer line of work, Oh, I ment electrician...anyways, the state system could not tolerate Curley and Top in the same facility. The school system barely survived. One english teacher retired after we finished sophomore english with her...I really don't know why do you Top?? I thought we did a pretty good job on Julius Ceaser Salad and a Sale of....oh, that was another class...ahaaaaaaaa

anyway Del, how are you doin'  how was yer thanksgiving?

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[Delmonico]

Goes up and down.  Thanksgiving was great, had an excuse not to go to my Sister-in-laws, had quail 'stead of turkey.

[Curley Cole]

Well,

So, how was the quail??

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[Delmonico]

Wonderful, cooked slow (I'm on a soft diet) with broth below and bacon on top.  Fell off thew bones, bout 6 of them.

Took all my old camo huntin' clothes, and gave them to the nephew that brought me the birds.  I only hunt in Old West clothes anymore.  He was thrilled.  (Sides that I decied camo is for the most part a bunch of Bull and I don't mean Elk.)

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Methylene blue in chocolate chip cookies is far less dangerous and far more interesting than putting Ex-Lax in them. Not that I would know from personal experience, of course!




AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Thats mean.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Naw, mean would be using methylene red.



AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

There is a medicine that is given for  a, well infections that one gets sometimes after surgery, it turns it reddish orange.  It comes with a warnin' so it don't scare you.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Ipacace works wonders I'm told, Not that Ah would know.

heh, Heh, HEH!

[Delmonico]

But that makes them just throw up, so over done.

[litl rooster]

I see all the Demento's are hard at werk today

[Trinity]

I once had a piece of cake (well several pieces) with very blue frosting.  VERY blue.

It turned my poop green for nearly a week!

[Sod Buster]

I once had a piece of cake (well several pieces) with very blue frosting.  VERY blue.

It turned my poop green for nearly a week!

That's more information than I needed 

[Trinity]

I once had a piece of cake (well several pieces) with very blue frosting.  VERY blue.

It turned my poop green for nearly a week!

That's more information than I needed 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

That's definately TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trinity]

At least I didn't take any pictures of it.  Anyone want to see pictures of my last stone?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"Ok, ma'am, now turn on your side. Don't breathe. Breathe. Now turn some more, so you are half in the air and half on your stomach. Don't breathe. Breathe. Now think of something you REALLY like to eat so your stomach will get rid of all the barium."

"Uh, doc, nothing sounds good to eat."

"Something must sound good."

"Uh, no, that's partly why I'm in here."

"What about steak? You like steak? How about thinking about eating a steak?"

And I nearly threw up on him.

Ah, such fun.



AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Ahh, barium sulfate, you can drink it or they can.........never mind.  Hey who put the cement in the toilet.

[Trinity]

Mmmmmmmmm! Steak! 

[Stoney Pete]

Methylene blue in chocolate chip cookies is far less dangerous and far more interesting than putting Ex-Lax in them. Not that I would know from personal experience, of course!




AnnieLee

Does this turn your pee blue?   My ignorance is showing again.