Whatever happened to...

[Capt. John Fitzgerald]

...Randolph Scott, riding the range alone?

Thought this was going to be about someone else, didn't you?

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You might have to ask the Statler Brothers, Captain......Buck

[The Arapaho Kid]

You might have to ask the Statler Brothers, Captain......Buck

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Everybody knows when you go to the show you can't take the kids along
You've gotta read the paper and know the code of GPG and R and X
And you gotta know what the movie's about before you even go
Tex Ritter's gone and Disney's dead and the screen is filled with sex
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott ridin' the train alone
Whatever happened to Gene and Tex and Roy and Rex the Durango Kid
Oh whatever happened to Randolph Scott his horse plain as could be
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott has happened to the best of me
[ guitar ]
Everybody's tryin' to make a comment about our doubts and fears
True Grit's the only movie I've really understood in years
You gotta take your analyst along to see if it's fit to see
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott has happened to the industry
Whatever happened to Johnny Mack Brown and Alan Rocky Lane
Whatever happened to Lash LaRue I'd love to see them again
Whatever happened to Smiley Burnette Tim Holt and Gene Autry
Whatever happened to all of these has happened to the best of me
Whatever happened to Randolph Scott has happened to the industry

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Good one, AK..........Buck

[The Arapaho Kid]

Good one, AK..........Buck

That came right from a Statler Brothers Website.

[NARVOUS]

Whatever happened to B.W.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Whatever happened to B.W.

He's taking a break.  Let it be.

[Big John Denny]

Whatever happened to my hamburger. I ordered delivery to CAS City, but was late getting here. Did any of you guys see my hamburger.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Whatever happened to my hamburger. I ordered delivery to CAS City, but was late getting here. Did any of you guys see my hamburger.

Did someone order a hamburger?

[Big John Denny]

Got it Kid. I'm about half done with it now.