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[Derby Younger]

Big John, you have the con.

[Big John Denny]

Aye aye Sir Derby.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.  This is Debby Coltrain with WCAS News.  Today in CAS City a minor disturbance broke out in the No Topic thread.  A difference of opinion lead to a minor food fight.
Big John Denny was hit by a pie and The Arapaho Kid was hit with a bowl of spaghetti.  Both missiles came from an uknown assailant.  Neither Big John, or Arapaho retaliated by throwing food back because they could find no targets.  Marshal Halloway stepped in to quell this fight.  A mug of beer was thrown at him, but he saw it coming and ducked and the beer spilled on another citizen of CAS City.  We aren't certain if this food fight continued on, and we are investigating this now.  Stay tuned for further developments.  Film at eleven

[Big John Denny]

Kid, I tried to develop the film, but it melted. Guess I used the wrong stuff.

[Big John Denny]

If gas prices keep rising I may have to buy back my other ride:

[Forty Rod]

Correct answer: 2.  No, X.  No, 2...uh, Y. Uh, ah, nuts, Y not.  Et 2, Brutus?

Someone said pi r square.

That is not true.  Pi r round.  Sheet cake r square, sometimes rectabularr.

[Big John Denny]

Good to see you back Forty Rod. You're a man of few words, but most of them don't make sense and the others ain't real words.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Hey!  Be nice to Uncle Forty!  He's an old codger like me!

[Big John Denny]

Aren't we all. I feel older every day.

[Big John Denny]

Night shift is going to sleep. Graveyard will have to take over.

[Derby Younger]

Webe up.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Meanwhile.......Aboard the Enterprise.....

Uh Oh!  looks like Scottys latest batch of Engine Room Hootch was a good one!  If Captain Kirk comes back from landing party duty and sees this...something brown is going to hit the fan!

[Derby Younger]

Spock, have him shot.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Engine Room Hootch?  No sir...I havena been makin' any of that....lately!  I made a wee batch some time ago, but I thought it was all gone!

[The Arapaho Kid]

I know all about his Engine Room Hootch!  Last time I had some....I woke up the next mornin'.....with this!

[Badlands Walker]

Help me Obi-won!  I can't find the hootch! 

[blue drifter]

The cube root of yesteryear is yellow and a third.

Ask the Lone Ranger

 can anybody tell me; how high is up ??

Up is way up there.  Farther than anyone can reach with a measuring tape!

Aye aye Sir Derby.

[blue drifter]

yo
  answer to how high is up.   up is twice half way from the bottom

[The Arapaho Kid]

yo
  answer to how high is up.   up is twice half way from the bottom

Hey you bunch of hockey pucks.....that makes sense!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Hey!  I gotta tell ya.  I drove through Kansas once.  It was closed!