No Topic

[Forty Rod]

Dang, woman, ain't you never heard of the glass ceiling for you gals?

I'll bet Annie an' some of the others could clue you in.

[Big John Denny]

A story for our military types:

A  Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and  a  Marine got into an
argument about which branch of the service was "The Best."  The
arguing  became  so heated the four servicemen failed to see an
oncoming  truck.  Unfortunately,  all  four were  run  over and
killed instantly.

Soon,  the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates
of  Heaven.   There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only
he  could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty.  So, the
four  servicemen  asked  him, "Saint Peter, which branch of the
United States Armed Forces is the best?"Saint Peter replied, "I
can't  answer that.  However, I will ask God what He thinks the
next  time I see Him.  Meanwhile, thank you for your service on
earth and welcome to Heaven."

Some  time later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind
him  of  the  question  they  had  asked  when  first  entering
Heaven.  Before  he can answer, a sparkling white dove lands on
Saint   Peter's  shoulder.   In  the  dove's  beak  is  a  note
glistening   with  gold  dust.   Saint  Peter  opens  the  note
while trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play
crescendos.  Saint  Peter then begins to read the note aloud to
the four servicemen...

MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY ONE

TO:  All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines

SUBJECT:  Which Military Service Is the Best
1.   All  branches  of  the  United  States  Armed  Forces  are
honorable and noble.
2.  Each serves America well and with distinction.
3.  Being a serviceman in the United States military represents
a   great   honor  warranting  special  respect,  tribute,  and
dedication from your fellow man.
4.  Always be proud of that.
Sincerely,

GOD
U.S. Army ( Ret)

[Derby Younger]

Derby o;d pard, I guess the rumors of your demise in a gun fight were wrong. The No Topic Thread can live forever.

Al guy. Mongo say Hat had noise in his headset, gone now.

[Derby Younger]

GOD
U.S. Army ( Ret)

Roger.

[Derby Younger]

Dang, woman, ain't you never heard of the glass ceiling for you gals?

I'll bet Annie an' some of the others could clue you in.

FR: Can you say helmets and flakjackets gentlemen?

[Big John Denny]

Forty Rod, you're a brave, yet foolish, man.

Derby, God's real name is not Roger.

[Derby Younger]

Patton?

[Big John Denny]

Close, but no cigar Derby.

[Derby Younger]

Jackson?

[Big John Denny]

No, but you're getting warm.

[Derby Younger]

Lesse. Georgia.

LEE

[Big John Denny]

That's only part of his name.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Robert E. Lee......

[Derby Younger]

That's only part of his name.

My apologies.

[Forty Rod]

GOD
Gunnery Sergeant
USMC, Retired

SEMPER FI!

[Birdgun Quail]

http://www.anheuser-busch.com/images/ABRUPT_END.mpeg

I told you that the race for President of Beers has come to an abrupt end, but nobody believed me.  Regardless, I will continue to take the high road. 

Why don't people believe me?

[Big John Denny]

Birdgun, if that was a sheep and not a donkey I'd be able to lend more credence to it. We all know donkey's will lie to you, look at Forty Rod if you don't believe me.

Gods full name is General Robert E. Lee.

[Big John Denny]

Forty Rod, here's an old bicycle of mine. When I lost my knee I had to part with it.

[Derby Younger]

Mongo happy Al Guy and The Hat worked out name. Now drops big P cloud over everybody.

[Derby Younger]

DANGER, WILL BOBINSON, DANGER, DANGER!!!
This topic is nearning Alpha Reality.
Nonsense must rule.
Resistance is futile.