No Topic

[Big John Denny]

Got to go to bed. Night shift will have to take over.

[Derby Younger]

Mongo think Al guy got sheep on mind.

[The Arapaho Kid]

HEY!  If this thread is makin' any sense....I'm gettin' respect and I don't get no respect!

[Derby Younger]

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

[Scattered Thumbs]

I haven't lost my mind. I've only misplaced it. 

[litl rooster]

? question? Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

[The Arapaho Kid]

Ladies & Gentlemen.....Due to technical difficulties beyond our control we are unable to bring you our regularly scheduled programming.  However, you may continue to watch and participate in the No Topic thread.

[Birdgun Quail]

Let me explain this thread for those that don't understand it.

If your mother is a sowing machine, and your father is a lawn mower, it will take thirteen pancakes to cover a doghouse, because baseballs don't have feathers.

There you have it.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a man with a wooden leg to knock all the pickles out of your canoe?



AnnieLee

[Scattered Thumbs]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a man with a wooden leg to knock all the pickles out of your canoe?



AnnieLee

Let's see. The square root of PI, 9 times X, minus, open brackets, the value of Y, minus a wooden leg, close brackets, equals to.

25 minutes and 39 seconds.

[Derby Younger]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin...."

[Birdgun Quail]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a man with a wooden leg to knock all the pickles out of your canoe?



AnnieLee

Let's see. The square root of PI, 9 times X, minus, open brackets, the value of Y, minus a wooden leg, close brackets, equals to.

25 minutes and 39 seconds.

No, no, no!  You got it all wrong!  You failed to account for the turtle building the tornado funnel next to the bakery.  It will take longer than two foot candles of slow molassas to fill an outhouse.  25 minutes and 39 seconds--not even close.

Now Scattered, try and re-caliber that notion without using your thumbs.

[Slim Silver]

My dog ate a frog.

[Birdgun Quail]

Remember, the crimson tangle-eyed twig snipper is Annielee's favorite tweety-bird.

[Scattered Thumbs]

Now Scattered, try and re-caliber that notion without using your thumbs.

Can I use my toes? 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Now Scattered, try and re-caliber that notion without using your thumbs.

Can I use my toes? 

To pick your nose?

And that is not my favourite bird!



AnnieLee

[Derby Younger]

Now Scattered, try and re-caliber that notion without using your thumbs.

Can I use my toes? 

To pick your nose?

And that is not my favourite bird!



AnnieLee

Only if it grows.

[Scattered Thumbs]

To pick your nose?



AnnieLee

Yuck!  

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

To pick your nose?



AnnieLee

Yuck!  

Behold the duck!



AnnieLee

[Derby Younger]

Imagine the luck!