No Topic

[Big John Denny]

I wish I could make it there but I'm still waiting on the return of Ellie Ewe from that prom in Alabama.

[The Arapaho Kid]

I wish I could make it there but I'm still waiting on the return of Ellie Ewe from that prom in Alabama.

Ellie Whoee?

[Big John Denny]

Well Kid, I rented out Ellie Ewe to Billy Bob to take to a prom in Alabama so he wouldn't look out of place without a date, and he was supposed to have her back in the sheep herd by 11:30PM, but he hasn't returned with her as yet. I'm afraid I forgot to warn him about those painfull late fees I'm going to inflict on him.

[Big John Denny]

OK Kid, you take over the watch on the No Topic thread until the day shift comes on. I got to get some sleep.

[The Arapaho Kid]

THE DAY WATCH ON THIS THREAD IS NOW SET!

[The Arapaho Kid]

AH SAY!....AH SAY!....AH SAY!  ARAPAHO IS RIDIN' HERD NOW.....AH KIN TAKE ME A LITTLE NAP!

[Birdgun Quail]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wanna kiss?~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Derby Younger]

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

[Birdgun Quail]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~need a new pistol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Derby Younger]

Every time I've done something that doesn't feel right, it's ended up not being right

[The Arapaho Kid]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~need a new pistol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh my goodness!  A Chinese Target Pistol!  

[Forty Rod]

Back in my politically incorrrect youth that was known as a Polish Target Pistol.

Might I suggest we supply a few hundred thousand of them to terrorists worldwide?

[The Arapaho Kid]

Back in nmy politically incorrrect youth that was known as a Polish Target Pistol.

Might I suggest we supply a few hundred thousand of them to terrorists worldwide?

The latest rumor from Bejing says the Chinese bought the patent on it.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Meanwhile.......Our hero, Snoopy, flys low over CAS City in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the evil Red Baron.  His thoughts are:  "Curse you, Red Baron!  I will get you yet!"

[Birdgun Quail]

[The Arapaho Kid]

Did someone say......Sopwith Camel?  Ladies & Gents.....c'mon down to Arapaho's new and used airplane sales lot.  It's right on the corner of Spruce and Goose with all them big orange flags flying.  I gotta beauty for ya!  This little sweetheart flys like an eagle! All the bullet holes have been patched up and our master mechanic, Bubba, has done a complete overhaul on the engine.  You won't go wrong with this little beauty and I'll make you a deal on it that ya just can't beat.  If you can find a cheaper one...just let us know and we'll drop our selling price.  If ya can't get to our lot...give us a call.  We'll have Bubba come and pick you up.  So bring yer money and c'mon down to Arapaho's new and used airplane lot and pick this baby up.  This beauty won't last long!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Yew better be careful here!  The Marshal said I could bring in the Norwegian Regulators if trouble starts.  Among them are Two Gun Torvald, Big Guns Gunnar, Badman Bjorn, Left Handed Lars, Quick Trigger Torvald,  Butt Kicking Knut and Odd Guns Ole.  Yew don't want to mess with these galoots!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Alright!  Which one of you sidewinders put Tabasco in my Kitty Chow?

[Derby Younger]

Lessez le bon ton roulle

[Silver Creek Slim]

Die Sonne scheint. 

Slim