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[Forty Rod]

That's comin' out of somebody's pay check.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

!!!! Who greased the rails!?

Birdgun Quail, Where'd you find that??

I used to have an 8x10 print of that I bought in Paris. I always thought the caption of it should be:

"Plan Ahead."

I'd give you hat amnesty for a week if you told me where I could get a good print copy of it!

AnnieLee

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

How do ya reckon he got that thang backed up into tha winder like that?   Musta took some doin'.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

That had to smart! The cab didn't look good.........Buck

[Birdgun Quail]

Ms Annielee, in my never ending quest to help the ladies, I found that photo by typing in Google "Train Wreck," clicking 'Images,' and then 'Search Images.'   That photo is on several of the Google 'Image' pages.  I don't remember which site I copied the photo to my c-drive and then to a photo server so I could post it here.

Ms Annielee darlin', you're not the one who greased the rails are you?

[Four-Eyed Buck]

That almost looks like French on the side of that building. According to that clock there, the picture was taken at 10:45......Buck

[litl rooster]

That almost looks like French on the side of that building. According to that clock there, the picture was taken at 10:45......Buck

That almost looks like French on the side of that building. According to that clock there, the picture was taken at 10:45......Buck

so to answer the Capt.'s question

How do ya reckon he got that thang backed up into tha winder like that?   Musta took some doin'.

an American tow truck

[Derby Younger]

Es könnte nicht französisch gewesen sein, es ging nachschickt.

[litl rooster]

But Wilbur, look at the shoes on that Filly

[Sod Buster]

That almost looks like French on the side of that building.

That train wreck was in Paris in 1895.  Read here:

http://www.steam-training.com/paris-wreck-story.htm

[Big John Denny]

I bet a relative of Birdgun was driving that train. That picture probably came from his family photo album.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Starch?  In yer shorts?  Yessir, Captain I can explain that.  Y'see...me and the boys was road testin' a new batch of engine room hootch and we was getting snockered.  Me two Irish lads, Murphy and O'Toole began darin' each other to do some pretty darin' things.  Murphy dared O'Toole to sneak into the laundry and put the starch in yer shorts.  But Captain....I dinna think he'd do it!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

That almost looks like French on the side of that building.

That train wreck was in Paris in 1895.  Read here:

http://www.steam-training.com/paris-wreck-story.htm

1895, eh? And Birdgun wants to know if I greased the rails??

< Turns and beats Birdgun about the head and shoulders with her hat>

Phooey!!


Thanks for the link, Sod Buster!
AnnieLee

[Scattered Thumbs]

That almost looks like French on the side of that building.

That train wreck was in Paris in 1895.  Read here:

http://www.steam-training.com/paris-wreck-story.htm

1895, eh? And Birdgun wants to know if I greased the rails??

< Turns and beats Birdgun about the head and shoulders with her hat>

Phooey!!


Thanks for the link, Sod Buster!
AnnieLee

Does that mean it wasn't you?

[Birdgun Quail]

(Birdgun runs over into the corner next to Big John after being wacked by Annielee and readjusts his hat.) 

I bet a relative of Birdgun was driving that train. That picture probably came from his family photo album.

Big John, you're not too far off.  The gospel truth is, it was my Uncle Bill.  You see, my Uncle Ben had been an undertaker for over thirty years and he always drived the hearse.  Well, my Uncle Bat decided that being an undertaker and hearse driver was too depressing and made him jumpy so he applied and got this here job of driving the train.  On the very first day on the job, just as the engine was coming into the station, the fireman came up behind my Uncle Bob and tapped him on the shoulder.  My Uncle Burt always said someone had greased the rails.

[The Arapaho Kid]

DAMN!  Just broke my C String!

[Forty Rod]

I ain't gonna say it.

I ain't gonna say it.

I AIN'T gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it: I'll bet he's glad it wasn't his G string.  That much tension letting go could be UNcomfortable in the extreme.

[The Arapaho Kid]

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A ROLL OF TP?

[Forty Rod]

HAAAA!


Haaahahhaahhhahahaaaahhaaaa!

[Big John Denny]

Birdgun, I just knew it. I must be ambedextrious or something to be able to devine the truth that way.

Kid you got an interesting in/out house there.