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[The Arapaho Kid]

"GOOD EVENING.  I AM COUNT DRACULA.  I, TOO, THINK WE SHOULD GET SOME NEW BLOOD IN HERE.  TOO MANY EMPTIES LYING ABOUT!"

[The Arapaho Kid]

"HEY DRAC....CAN I HAVE THEM AFTER YOU DRAINED THEM?"

[The Arapaho Kid]

"DON'T CALL ME "DRAC" YOU HAIRY NINCOMPOOP!  I AM A COUNT!"

[The Arapaho Kid]

"WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEE ME, YOUR COUNTSHIP!  SEE IF I COME BACK TO YOUR CASTLE AGAIN!"

[Birdgun Quail]

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Ain't she purty! 
Hummmm   
O-Hummmm.
My heart patters.
Ain't she purty!

[Derby Younger]

Diablo Egovera here. We've apparently lost video fron the, er, Debby Coltrain. We're here in the Kansas darkness and can confirm our previous report that one of my entourage has disappeared into a hole. There is stong indication that is a vault. Explosives have been placed and you will have my on site, my first hand, my incredibly insightful account after the break. Back to you WCAS.

[The Arapaho Kid]

"HUMMM...  I WONDER WHERE DERBY WENT?  YOU DON'T SUPPOSE ALIENS ABDUCTED HIM?

[The Arapaho Kid]

"This is Debby Coltrain at WCAS news.  Our field reporter, Diablo Egovera, has just reported that one of his technicians has fallen into a hole that is thought to be a vault of some type.  We aren't sure whether it's a hole, or a vault.  Efforts are now being made to retrieve the technician.  A mine rescue team has been scrambled and they are on their way to the location and should be there within the hour.  Communications between the station and Diablo are somewhat garbled with a lot of static.  Our technicians here are attempting to clear that up.  We don't know, at this time, what the whole story on this is.  Please stay tuned.  We will brign you the events as they happen.

[Derby Younger]

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"HUMMM...  I WONDER WHERE DERBY WENT?  YOU DON'T SUPPOSE ALIENS ABDUCTED HIM?
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YOU DON'T SUPPOSE HE'S AN ALIEN DO YOU?

[Derby Younger]

Diablo Rivera here. We have just been informed that WCAS is sending mine rescue and other impediments to my stor.. err, site. I have made an insightful executive decision to expedite the opening of the vault. Fire in the hole, fire in the hold, fire in the hole.............


That large flash and explosion in the Kansas darkness brings back memories of the scuds I have dodged in the past. As soon as the prairie dogs and other debris stops falling, we will see what was in the vault...

[Derby Younger]

Why, I do believe he might be. I also believe that this topic is veering too close to making sense.

[The Arapaho Kid]

"Derby is not Vulcan, Romulan, or Ferengi, nor is he a Gorn.  He appears to be an Earth Being.  As such, logically, he would not be an alien to you."

[The Arapaho Kid]

"He's definitely not one of us!"

[The Arapaho Kid]

"You ain't nuthin but a houn.......!  Hey!  Wait a minute!  How the heck did I get back in here?  Somebody out there messin' with the remote again?"

[The Arapaho Kid]

COMMERCIAL BREAK
LADIES & GENTLEMEN.....C'MON DOWN TO THE ARAPAHO KID'S NEW AND USED CAR LOT.  WE'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL ON A CAR YOU JUST CAN'T BEAT! YOU WANT AN 8 TRACK TAPE DECK?  WE'LL TOSS THAT IN!  YOU WANT A JACK IN CASE YOU GET A FLAT?  WE'LL TOSS THAT IN TOO!  WE'LL EVEN TOSS IN A FLAT TIRE!  NOW THIS LITTLE BEAUTY WILL SELL FAST!  IT'S A FORD TIN LIZZY AND THERE AREN'T MANY OF THESE AROUND!  IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER DEAL ON A CAR LIKE THIS...LET US KNOW AND WE'LL BEAT IT!  WE'LL BEAT ANY DEAL YOU COME UP WITH! SO C'MON DOWN TO MY NEW AND USED CAR LOT.  WE'RE STILL ON THE CORNER OF SPRUCE AND GOOSE WITH ALL THE BIG ORANGE FLAGS FLYING...RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM BUBBA'S SALOON.
SEE YOU HERE!

[The Arapaho Kid]

                      THIS THREAD IS MOVINGLY HILARIOUS!

[The Arapaho Kid]

                   
I'M GETTIN' OUTA HERE!

[The Arapaho Kid]

                         
DERBY'S NOT ONE OF US EITHER!

[Big John Denny]

OK, darn it all. No more aliens (from outer space anyway) and superheroes on this thread. They've worn out their welcome. Besides, I heard Batman and Robin were both beaten up pretty bad at Bubba's Place.

Birdgun, I'm almost sure there's at least one real woman in the world who might like you. Please let Debby go, she's not really real you know.

[Derby Younger]

What is reality?