No Topic

[Big John Denny]

General Custer, pardon me sir, but I wouldn't be looking for no indians if I was you. You just might find them, and then who knows what might happen.

[Big John Denny]

You got to be nice to each other. You never know when you have to share a bed with someone strange.

[Derby Younger]

There should be no hat shooting and Zebra killing on this thread. Can't we all just get along.

OK, no more hats and zebras. How 'bout cannon fire?

[Big John Denny]

Watch it there Derby. You done blowed up my pretty face. There could be later consequences from that horrible attack on a peace maker.

[Derby Younger]

The Hat say Al Guy got no sense of humor.
Mongo like Al Guy, talk to The Hat.

[Derby Younger]

The Hat considering his alternatives, pops back through the reality shield.
Next stop the What I don't like about Kansas Galaxy.

[Birdgun Quail]

Move over there horny toad
Cause there's way too much shootin'.
Someone could catch a load
'fore these idjits are done rootin'.

[The Arapaho Kid]

WE FIX CUSTER'S LITTLE RED WAGON!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Ladies & Gentlemen.....this is Debby Coltrain with WCAS news.  There has to be a record being set here.  This No Topic thread was started on the 12th of August and is still moving along.  It is now up to 87 pages and continuing.  There is not a lot of sense being made with it and it covers a varitey of different things, but none of them are connected with each other too often.  We here at WCAS News are mystified by this.  We don't understand why this has been going on so long.  We are considering calling in someone who might be able to give us an answer to this.  Stay tuned.

[Badlands Walker]

[The Arapaho Kid]

Thank you for calling me in on this.  What I see here are several people with access to computers...an item we didn't have in my time.  These people seemingly enjoy making non sensical posts on a non topic and they are seemingly having fun with it.  I don't consider this to be a serious problem in that they are friendly with each other and there's been no squabbles here.  This is much the same as the Pavlovian Dog Theory.  One person will make a post and the others are compelled to make one as well.  It is, in essense, waving a bone in front of a dog.  There is the bone, the smell and the reaction. Here we have a post, a sighting and a reaction.  I wouldn't worry too much about this.  It appears to be harmless fun.

My other thought on this?

[The Arapaho Kid]

Has anyone noticed.......the increase in gas consumption is directly proportionate with the decrease in wallet holdings?

[The Arapaho Kid]

ME TARZAN!  YOU CRAZY!

[Derby Younger]

Good Evening, this is Diablo Egovera reporting from somewhere in Kansas. We have received word of a strange apparation in a sweater babbling nonsense in the middle of the Prairie.

We are standing here in the middle of a dark nowhere, just me, my six camera operators, fourteen makeup assistants and my normal entourage in their Humvees, one of which I was using in Afganistan.

Hold it! This is fantastic, one of my entourage has just disappeared into some kind of hole. We believe it may be a vault.

Stay tuned to WCAS, back to you Debby.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Ladies & Gentlemen.....this is Debby Coltrain with WCAS News.  This picture

was just received in the newsroom.  You can see the hole to the left.  This hole was found by our remote camera crew and reporter.  It appears to be either a bomb, or a volcanic crater.  We aren't certain which it is as of this report.  Our remote crew is investigating this hole at present.  We are told that one of the crew has either fallen into, or walked into this hole.  Stay tuned for further developments.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

How'd he get here? Somebody get a chair.......and hit him with it....Buck

[The Arapaho Kid]

MY HOLE!  MY HOLE!  STAY OUT!  STAY OUT!

[The Arapaho Kid]

How'd he get here? Somebody get a chair.......and hit him with it....Buck

WHO??

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Geral....Diablo.....Buck

[Derby Younger]

Debby, you (unintelligible mumbling). This is Diablo Egovera. I just told you, it is dark out here. You run a daylight graphic. (more unintelligible muttering). Folks, please accept my naturally incredible assessment that the rest of the network has slipped to a new retro zenith of semi professionalism. I've worked with Kurds, when I was in Afghanistan, using brownies that did a better job.

Hold on, we are getting more information from my entourage. It does appear to be a vault!!

Back to you Debby.